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Oct 12 2010

"I've got bollocks of tea! Share 'em round."

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"(singing) There once was an ugly duckling... big nose bug-eyes ugly freak. Stay away from me. Waddle and a quack, I'll give him a waddle and a quack, right up his feathery fucking arse. Scaring my kids."
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Karen's notes: Adam had a quiet night, these are both from the nest egg.

That is the only time that STM has ever mentioned having children. Can you imagine having him (STM, not Adam) as a parent!?


21 comments:

  1. had he been in the park with the kids or something when he said the second one? =D

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  2. had he been in the park with the kids or something when he said the second one? =D

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  3. we do go to richmond park a lot and there are ducks in the ponds, so there is always a chance!

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  4. Maybe not a parent, but I think STM would be a wonderful "crazy Uncle"!

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  5. funny, my nephew and niece call me their crazy uncle!

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  6. Bollocks of tea... might it be bollocks of steel? As in balls of steel.
    STM is Duke Nukem?!

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  7. STM is a great father figure! I will have to incorporate him into my dreams as an adoptive-dream-father. Every morning when I wake up I'm sure I've learned something new.

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  8. This is yet another night of quiet sleep...I am getting worried that STM is going away, oh I hope not I would miss it very much. :( :( :(

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  9. Maybe he's just a Hans Christian Andersen fan... This is the second "waddle and a quack" reference...Or he's channeling Danny Kaye...

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  10. Balls of tea? Well, a tea infuser is sometimes known as a teaball.

    Whereas teabaggi... oh! Look over there! It's a change of subject!

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  11. spudtater....yes I was heading in that direction, thank goodness for your diversion!
    GeorgeLately

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  12. It would be awesome having him as a father. Just imagine the parent-teacher meetings at school.....

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  13. Other then the cursing and insults, I think STM would be a great father. Bullies would be sent home crying. Actually, maybe that's why he says so many mean things. Perhaps he's saying them to bullies picking on his kids.

    I could see STM siccing vampire penguins on anyone whom dared harm his child. Just imagine, for instance, what STM would do to someone who nearly hit his kid with their car cause they were texting while driving....

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  14. STM as a dad...I dunno 'bout that! lol

    Poor Ugly Duckling :-( He needs a chance to shine too! lol.

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  15. "When I makes tea, I makes tea; and when I makes water, I makes water..."

    "God send you don't make them in the same pot....." 7@=Q

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  16. Here we go again with "a waddle and a quack." XD I think it would be a rather unique experience to have STM as a father. Rather unique... understatement?

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  17. Maybe STM means baby goats, they are called kids too :)

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  18. lmao.... lovely tune!!!

    as STM as a parent.... hmmmm not to sure about it, but I bet it wouldn't be boring!!!

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  19. If anyone doesn't know, it's the Ugly Duckling song from Hans Christian Andersen (the film/musical) again.

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  20. Bollocks of tea makes me think of pee...
    And STM is a great father.

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  21. that ugly duckling one reminds me of baldrick from blackadder who sung something similar

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