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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Oct 13 2010

"Because I don't like fighting clowns! It's the make-up. You don't know what they're hiding. Freaky shit."

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"So? I'm obsessed with the ground. Don't judge me. There are billions of people who are attached to it. So there."
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Ha! Get it? STM made a pun!

This is my personal favorite from last night. Sung to the tune of "Loving You (Is Easy Cause You're Beautiful)":
"Loooooving you is easy cause you don't exist. You're a figment of my imagination…. Wanker!"
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21 comments:

  1. such joy in the sing song of it all. happiness and smiles all around. thx.

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  2. http://www.pown.it/4803

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  3. Haha! The pun took me a minute (it's still early here), but it's great! LOL

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  4. hey adam... you need to watch killer clowns from outerspace sometime. it would put a whole new meaning to your clown comment above.
    attached to it.... nice!!! subtle pun yet it smacks you right in the face.
    wanker... lmao perfect ending to the verse.

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  5. I was really hoping he'd shorten the imagination and go all falsetto dragging out the a on wanker. Not up to my standards, STM. ;)

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  6. The clown comment is beyond hilarious. I love the truth behind it. Well done.

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  7. yes, definitely watch Killer Clowns From Outer Space! that is what i immediately thought when i heard the first one.
    loved the song STM! adam, do you sing while awake? lol!
    wanker! lmao!!! love that word!

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  8. i do have a habit of breaking into song when awake. karen is the most incredible singer and we do enjoy our music.

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  9. "I'm obsessed with the ground. Don't judge me. There are billions of people who are attached to it."

    I'd like this on a work out shirt for all the times when group fitness instructors tell me to do something stupid on a stability ball.

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  10. When I was listening to the clown one, Santana's Maria Maria started up right when STM was talking, so it sounded really cool! Hey, I'm obsessed with the ground too!

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  11. I want the "obsessed with the ground" one special for carry on luggage for when I fly.

    I hate flying.

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  12. epic Loving You dreamsong parody!! :D

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  13. i feel so dumb lol i really dont get the pun. can someone explain please? :)

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  14. @Tiffany - We're all "attached" to the ground by gravity. That's the pun.

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  15. OMG I so agree with STM about the clowns! They are quite evil.

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  16. Imaginaaaaaa~tion... LOL! I love that pun. I guess Adam needs his amnesty because STM takes the good puns. Not that there are any *good* puns. <3 Adam's sloth pun the other day, though :)

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  17. tiffany c - think gravity my dear. attached to earth = gravity
    that and the population of the planet is around 5 billion I think.

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  18. There's a phobia against clows - can't remember the name but really a named phobia - so I think he's onto something here.

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  19. The "obsessed with the ground" could make a good ecologist slogan, if you make it "attached to the Earth" or something ^.^

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  21. Did somebody say no good puns?! I'm pretty sure there are good puns. I'm not that good with them, however. Once, I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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