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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Oct 22 2010

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR BLOGGY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
YAY!!!


I cannot believe that I missed the blog's birthday yesterday. What a terrible mommy I am. Bad bad mommy.

It was one year and one day ago that I, having a bit too much free time on my hands, created a silly little blog as a lark, as a way to share my husband's bizarre midnight mutterings.

To celebrate the birthday of Sleep Talkin' Man, let's take a look back at some lovely sentiments from the old days. These were from before I was posting all the audio, so you'll be hearing it for the first time today!



"Being in the same room with you makes me want to suck the pus out of a rancid nasty rectum."
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"It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."
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"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."
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"Oh, we're gonna be late for the pogo ballet, stop it!"
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"Let me hold you in my arms. Let me feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."
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"I'd like to tell you what a wonderful person you are. But that would make me a septic gash of a cunt who quite frankly had no concept of right or wrong."
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"I am awe-some. Deal with it fucker!"
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"My brother calls you a cunt. Not me. I didn't do it. My BROTHER did."
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"I don't wanna die! I love sex. And furry animals."
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40 comments:

  1. I want to be the first to comment and say I love you guys and this blog is easily my favorite out there. Congrats. I guess I'm just gonna have to deal with your awesomeness... Have a wonderful day!

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  2. HAPPY BDAY!!!!!!! you guys make my day....


    Pogo ballet!... reminds me of a dream i had with freeways full of pogo sticks instead of cars.

    Awe-some.............. classic!

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  3. This blog is the only one i visit every day. It is totally awesome and i love u guys :) Keep it coming!

    KriS

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  4. I love this one: "Let me hold you in my arms. Let me feel me squeeze the living fucking breath out of your bastard body. Bliss. Lovely."

    Sums up my day really! :D

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  5. The last one is a bit scary.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG!

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  6. We share a birthday, me and the blog!! We are so awesome!!!

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  7. Happy Birthday!! And thank you for making me laugh and smile every day!

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  8. Absolutely love this blog!

    Happy birthday to the blog :D

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  9. Last two statements are completely unrelated. We hope lol. Audio for these are awesome. Simply awesome

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  10. Happy B-day +1 day blog!

    Not sure which I like better; the deal with it fucker (which made me literally lol @ 5 am here) or the I don't want to die one.

    LMAO and Love the blog!!!

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  11. Happy Birthday!

    STM sure has a way with words!

    Love ya!

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  12. What joy to wake up every morning and have this to look forward to!! STM's brilliance is astounding!! He should come to the States and run for office!!
    Love IT!

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  13. Happy birthday STM! I can't believe it's only been 1 year. You do a great job of waking me up every morning.

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  14. Oh, what about Badgetastic and too many whiskers? Those are 2 of my favorite quotes. In fact, they are expressions used frequently. We use too many whiskers when we ahve too much to do or see. and Badgertastic is used like awesome!

    Happy birthday STM blog!


    Kay

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  15. Happy birthday!!! Is it birthday cake o'clock?

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  16. Happy birthday !
    You put a smile on my face

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  17. Happy birthday to the blog! Thanks for making us laugh each day!

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  18. happy birthday blog!!!! thanks to the bloggin community, Karen for coming up with the idea of using you to entertain the world, Adam for sleep talking, and STM for all the humor! Love you guys for all the laughs you have given me since I first learn of you all earlier this year. I hope STM is around for many many more years to come!
    Butt Cheeks ahoy!!! Thar she blows!!!

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  19. This blog is BADGERTASTIC!

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  20. The audio on 'I am awesome' is freaking fantastic!

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  21. Happy Birthday and thanks for the laughs. Keep 'em coming!! Thanks for sharing STM with the world!

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  22. I never post comments, but I just had to thank you for all the morning laughs (and coffee spit on my laptop). What a great way to start the day! Plus, I recently showed your website to my brother while he was feeling down and he cracked up for an hour straight reading all the backlog. He thinks STM is a freakin' genius! (stoney - he loved your stories too, he thinks you should try publishing!)

    Happy Birthday, and here's to MANY more!!

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  23. Happy anniversary! Hope it's cake o'clock all badgertastic day!

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  24. Oh wow. Those were way too funny.... Love it all :-)

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  25. so DOES stm have a brother?
    many happy returns of the day to stm and the blog. it was a really wonderful idea karen and i'm so glad that adam approves. i'm sure that stm approves since it's all about him. :)

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  26. Happy Birthday Blog and thank you Karen and Adam and especially you, STM, for bringing so much joy, happiness and laughter to all of your followers! Such a wonderful way to start people's days. And I agree with Snugs72 - love both the "deal with it fucker" and "I don't want to die" ones! :) Of course, I love 'em all!

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  27. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for all the laughs (he's a frikkin' genius! is he that funny when he's awake?).

    Happy blogging (can't wait for more)!

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  28. Awe, if only you could have started it on the 23rd, it would have the same birthday as me! :D

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  29. Happy Bloggy Birthday! I'm hsappy to have found you early on and you make my day. If he ever stops talking, I'm in biiiig trouble...

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  30. Happy B-day STM! You are awe-some. I just have to deal with it.

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  31. With all of STM's witty outburst, I won't need to buy any other shirts. I'll have one for each day of the year! That being said, Happy Birthday STM (@ Karen)blog! Keep 'em coming....I can't think of a better way to start my day off. After all, it is said that laughter is good medicine. I dare anyone to read this blog and not laugh! Thanks you two....and don't even think of ever taking this blog down!!! I believe you would have a lot of folks banging on your door!

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  32. Ok, for the record, the squeezing line is F'ing hot.

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  33. heh i didnt know it was started on the 21st, that my bday too! I was bathing in the lovely sun rays of antigua celebrating my 26th bday and awaiting my wedding 2 days after (tomorrow). Followed the blog ever since i got back.

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  34. Happy Birthday to the four of you: Blog, STM, Adam, and Karen. I am so envious of STM for his total brilliance...and also envious of Adam, because I know only a truly gifted mind could have such entertaining and witty unconscious thoughts...and also envious of Karen, who knows how to choose her man.....

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  35. Happy Birthday! Now! Go and celebrate with sex, and furry animals! And Cake! And perhaps a bit of Cannabis! .....ahhh!..... Cannabis!

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  36. This is my ONLY blog to read only a daily basis. And some days---the especially crazy ones-it's my ONLY big laugh. Rock on!!!

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  37. URGENT MUST READ! i love this. last year you was on GALAXY RADIO in england over the phone talkin about this. iand i have noticed that some of them are repeated like the "i dont want to die. i love sex and furry animals". does he repeat them or is it something else... like a scam!

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