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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20101028

Oct 28 2010

"You're a happy little soul, humming away. If you like humming so fucking much I'll staple your bitching lips together. Shut up!"

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Karen's notes: This is from the nest-egg.

9 comments:

  1. Whoa! Like magic, a new post appeared - and i wanted to be the first to comment...now, if only I were witty like STM...

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  2. staple their lips together. I think I might avoid you if I'm humming.

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  3. Hahahaaaaa brilliant :)STM would hate living with my housemate XD XD

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  4. Perhaps STM is linking with the Spirit World with this talk of "Souls" and such! He should realize that this stapler will not work on spirits!

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  5. @Stoney - He just needs to get Egon to supply him with some special spirit staples.

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  6. How does stapling someone's lips together stop them from humming?

    I'm pretty sure my mouth is already closed when I'm humming.

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  7. Kate - it's not supposed to stop them humming. The fact you hum with your mouth closed is the whole point.

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  8. didn't he say "Fuck off" at the end?

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  9. LOL! Staple your lips together...I stapled my thumbs together (by accident). NOT fun.

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