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Oct 30 2010

HALLOWEEN CHALLENGE



Alright, folks. I want to see who out there can come up with the best Sleep Talkin' Man costume! Dress up as your favorite STM character, email us a picture, and YOU SHALL BE JUDGED! And the grand prize is (drumroll....) the knowledge that you rock (and your picture on the blog. What did you expect?)!

Here are a few ideas to get you started:



"Beware the Werepig. Stay off the mud. Stay off the mud, I say!"
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"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."
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"I shall be Captain Bollocks. On the good ship Scrotum. It's a small boat, but it'll pack a punch. We'll be able seamen in our boat, Scrotum."
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"Ninjas in stilettos. Fashion assassins! Not so stealthy, but oh so stylish!"
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"Not the maniacal army of lobotomized pigmy goats! You can hear their demented bleats. Listen. Ooooh."
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"Scales. Must have scales. And razor claws. I want some feathers. And a goggly thing on its head. Yeahhh. Dinochicken. Awesome! I feel like a god. All right, what's next? Guineapigasaurus. Bring it on!"
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"That's the most stunning thing in the world. No really. Well fuck you, fuck-turd! Princess Birdfish Monkeyface is beautiful. Just beautiful."
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"Is it a bird? Is it- Oh. It's Koala Man. Asleep in the branches again, and probably pissed. What an embarrassment to superhero-kind."
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17 comments:

  1. Here is a photo of the Guineapigasaurus. It will kill you with cuteness.

    http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/rawr.jpg

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  2. @Mallory - that is toooooo cute!

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  3. I want to see someone dress up as super cupcake with pink frosting! :)

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  4. I can't WAIT to see Captain Scrotum...

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  5. Oops, I meant Captain Bollocks :-)

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  6. Oh Karen! You should have challenged us at the beginning of the week! But I love the guineapigasaurus!

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  7. Mallory,

    I breed guinea pigs myself but that's just perfect!!! Where did you get the outfit? Did you make it? :D
    x

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  8. I have planned to go as a Ninja in Stilettos ever since I got my tshirt with that quote. Will definitely send a pic - I will be quite a fashion assassin ;)

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  9. Captain Bollocks with the scrotum ship...
    It's like a car wreck - you don't actually WANT to see the carnage, but you're morbidly fascinated and HAVE to look!

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  10. Can we also see pics of the runners up? I'd like to see some of the ways people pull off these costumes. If I didn't have to work til 10p tomorrow, I'd definitely have a go at it!

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  11. If I actually had something to do tonight, I'd dress up as the Ninja in Stilettos. However, I am doing something else.

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  12. yes, no time now for costuming think you should apply your costumes to "Cant play football. Too many legs!" be perfect...

    love the site; thank you for all your hard work in setting it up and running it!

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  13. Captain Bollucks and the good ship Scrotum.... if you do get a picture of someone dressed up like that I don't know if I can look at it while at the library..... probably lol and get kicked out.
    fashion assassins *snort coke through nose*

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  14. Ooh, fun! When do you want the photos by?

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  15. Hey Karen, What was that Halloween reference he did about 2 or 3 months back?
    I tried going back on the blog, but it must be pages and pages away!

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  16. Found it!

    Aug 19, 2010

    "It's time to don our cow masks and scare the salad out of her. I love Veggieween."

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