Alright, folks. I want to see who out there can come up with the best Sleep Talkin' Man costume! Dress up as your favorite STM character, email us a picture, and YOU SHALL BE JUDGED! And the grand prize is (drumroll....) the knowledge that you rock (and your picture on the blog. What did you expect?)!
Here are a few ideas to get you started:
"Beware the Werepig. Stay off the mud. Stay off the mud, I say!"
or click here"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for."
or click here"I shall be Captain Bollocks. On the good ship Scrotum. It's a small boat, but it'll pack a punch. We'll be able seamen in our boat, Scrotum."
or click here"Ninjas in stilettos. Fashion assassins! Not so stealthy, but oh so stylish!"
or click here"Not the maniacal army of lobotomized pigmy goats! You can hear their demented bleats. Listen. Ooooh."
or click here"Scales. Must have scales. And razor claws. I want some feathers. And a goggly thing on its head. Yeahhh. Dinochicken. Awesome! I feel like a god. All right, what's next? Guineapigasaurus. Bring it on!"
or click here"That's the most stunning thing in the world. No really. Well fuck you, fuck-turd! Princess Birdfish Monkeyface is beautiful. Just beautiful."
or click here"Is it a bird? Is it- Oh. It's Koala Man. Asleep in the branches again, and probably pissed. What an embarrassment to superhero-kind."
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