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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 1 2010

"(sing-song) The itsy-bitsy spider, craaaawling.... SMACK IT WITH A NEWSPAPER, get on with your life!"

 or click here

"You get so much respect for giving blood. Come here, I'll make you bleed."
 or click here
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Karen's notes: Hey! I resent that first one! (see yesterday's post)

13 comments:

  1. Heh... you became your own Sleep Talking Man costume. Awesome.

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  2. Hey Karen, does this mean you are in the running for the Sleep Talking Man costume contest? LOL

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  3. ROFLMAO on the first one... I think that second one is my new saying.

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  4. I love the second one!!! I work for Canadian Blood Services in Canada! I'm so sharing this one at the office!!! <3

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  5. Yeah, that itsy bitsy spider song freaked me out as a kid. It's so manipulative the way it gives a sense of blood when that stupid spider gets washed out but then somehow generates sympathy and even support after it dries out and climbs again.*

    *I like spiders disclaimer.

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  6. i think for once we might have to admit STM was teasing you intentionally.

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  7. I beg to differ. I should think STM was being his usual self, taking some futile, yet likely fond childhood memory and corrupting it with a blend of practicality and callous humour.

    ... or not!

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  8. I think STM is jealous of Karen. He wants Adam all to himself.

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  9. I would really, really like the one about giving blood on a t-shirt. Please?

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  11. It might be that I'm a bit loony (which I am), but bringing spiders into the mix... doesn't the Adam/STM mechanic remind yuo a little of the Eddie Brock/Venom mechanic of Spider-Man fame?

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  12. The second one sounds very Sweeney Todd.

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