"Baby hats. I need some baby hats. Have you got any baby hats? Oh shit. I really need some baby hats. (whimpering) Oh. Ooh. Bollocks."
or click here"Dinner AND sex? Oh! I can't multi-task. Too much pressure."
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Karen's notes: I love that tiny, pathetic little "bollocks".
As for the second one, I should mention that Adam loves to cook, he makes me dinner nearly every night. And, you know, we sometimes have sex. But I want to make clear that I do not coerce him to engage in these activities at the same time. That WOULD be some impressive multi-tasking!
HALLOWEEN CHALLENGE WINNERS
First place goes to: MARISA
"So, my 13 year old decided at the last minute that dressing as a penguin would do irreparable harm to his social standing. He chose soldier instead. Having already spent a bit of time altering a thrift store orca costume, I stuffed myself into the costume designed for a 90 lb kid. My granddaughters may never look at me the same way again..."
And an honorable mention for her awesome karate kid pose goes to: ANITA