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Nov 12 2010

"You're a complete waste of space. Just go home and apologize to your mother's vagina."

 or click here
"I don't need you in my life. Not when I've got chocolate."
 or click here
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Karen's notes: Oh my.

Late in the day yesterday, I added a note to the post, sharing a bizarre realization that I had. Go check it out.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:25

21 comments:

  1. Stacy Q12 November 2010 at 07:30

    Fabulous! I LOVE the "not when I have chocolate" one!

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  2. Anonymous12 November 2010 at 10:14

    This man is so cruel!

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  3. Cass12 November 2010 at 10:37

    Oh wow. I did a doubletake with that first one!

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  4. amola-tesouras12 November 2010 at 12:03

    Your husband is better asleep than most scriptwriters awake.

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  5. Grace Alexander12 November 2010 at 13:06

    definitely making up for his droll sweetness yesterday - meanie STM is back!

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  6. Missbehavin'12 November 2010 at 13:12

    Oh I am SO stealing that first one to use on a deserving soul.
    Thanks STM!

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  7. HellBelle12 November 2010 at 14:23

    I love the chocolate one!! You should have it put on a shirt/greeting card.

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  8. HellBelle12 November 2010 at 14:26

    Oops, sorry wrong website link on my name... that's what I get for trying to post on 4 hours of sleep!

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  9. Jennifer12 November 2010 at 15:05

    I agree with HellBelle about the chocolate comment.

    Karen, how's your insomnia? I know an all natural product you can try... all the info is on the website like on my name.

    Have a great day everyone.

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  10. Anonymous12 November 2010 at 15:23

    t-shirts for all!!! card for second one!
    I am so stealing the first one. I know many people I can use that on.

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  11. JamiSings12 November 2010 at 15:28

    I want a share button so I could share the first one on Facebook!

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  12. Perplexio12 November 2010 at 16:30

    Lovelovelove the first one. That's easily one of the best insults I've heard in a LONG time!

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  13. Marilyn B12 November 2010 at 17:44

    Oh, these are great. Yep, a little whiplash from that first one but these are fine examples of what STM is all about. T-shirts, please!

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  14. Heather C12 November 2010 at 22:54

    The second one is priceless....and sooooooooo true.... the first one made me laugh in a disturbing way, since I seriously think some people in this world should have been made to pass a test to procreate...

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  15. Becky13 November 2010 at 03:49

    After being away from the site a few days, I just wanted to comment and say that I REALLY need "me: Awesome concentrated" on a T-shirt!

    I have "Awesomeness now has a name..." as well as "...Adjectives for awesome" as T-shirts already! My coworkers love them! :)

    ...and I would love to get a T-shirt of "I don't need you in my life. Not when I've got chocolate." for my boyfriend!

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  16. Izalika13 November 2010 at 04:00

    Now...would we say that the first one is too crass to put on a shirt?
    :O What about a greeting card!?! That would be sweet!!!

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  17. Anonymous13 November 2010 at 16:19

    You should pretty well assume that *everything* he says belongs on, at a minimum, T-shirts and greeting cards. Honestly, it seems he is channeling my subconscious thoughts about my ex...

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  18. Sero13 November 2010 at 21:13

    That...was the BEST INSULT i've ever heard. Goddamn STM, you're just too fucking awesome.

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  19. Josh14 November 2010 at 02:12

    If the "chocolate" one is not made a t-shirt, I will be highly disappointed on you.

    Yes, on you. My disappointment will be so great that it will manifest into a large bird that will drop large messes of disappointment on you like you were a statue or newly-washed car.

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  20. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 04:49

    LOVE the first one its HILARIOUS

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