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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 12 2010

"You're a complete waste of space. Just go home and apologize to your mother's vagina."

 or click here
"I don't need you in my life. Not when I've got chocolate."
 or click here
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Karen's notes: Oh my.

Late in the day yesterday, I added a note to the post, sharing a bizarre realization that I had. Go check it out.


20 comments:

  1. Fabulous! I LOVE the "not when I have chocolate" one!

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  2. This man is so cruel!

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  3. Oh wow. I did a doubletake with that first one!

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  4. Your husband is better asleep than most scriptwriters awake.

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  5. definitely making up for his droll sweetness yesterday - meanie STM is back!

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  6. Oh I am SO stealing that first one to use on a deserving soul.
    Thanks STM!

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  7. I love the chocolate one!! You should have it put on a shirt/greeting card.

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  8. Oops, sorry wrong website link on my name... that's what I get for trying to post on 4 hours of sleep!

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  9. I agree with HellBelle about the chocolate comment.

    Karen, how's your insomnia? I know an all natural product you can try... all the info is on the website like on my name.

    Have a great day everyone.

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  10. t-shirts for all!!! card for second one!
    I am so stealing the first one. I know many people I can use that on.

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  11. I want a share button so I could share the first one on Facebook!

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  12. Lovelovelove the first one. That's easily one of the best insults I've heard in a LONG time!

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  13. Oh, these are great. Yep, a little whiplash from that first one but these are fine examples of what STM is all about. T-shirts, please!

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  14. The second one is priceless....and sooooooooo true.... the first one made me laugh in a disturbing way, since I seriously think some people in this world should have been made to pass a test to procreate...

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  15. After being away from the site a few days, I just wanted to comment and say that I REALLY need "me: Awesome concentrated" on a T-shirt!

    I have "Awesomeness now has a name..." as well as "...Adjectives for awesome" as T-shirts already! My coworkers love them! :)

    ...and I would love to get a T-shirt of "I don't need you in my life. Not when I've got chocolate." for my boyfriend!

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  16. Now...would we say that the first one is too crass to put on a shirt?
    :O What about a greeting card!?! That would be sweet!!!

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  17. You should pretty well assume that *everything* he says belongs on, at a minimum, T-shirts and greeting cards. Honestly, it seems he is channeling my subconscious thoughts about my ex...

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  18. That...was the BEST INSULT i've ever heard. Goddamn STM, you're just too fucking awesome.

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  19. If the "chocolate" one is not made a t-shirt, I will be highly disappointed on you.

    Yes, on you. My disappointment will be so great that it will manifest into a large bird that will drop large messes of disappointment on you like you were a statue or newly-washed car.

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  20. LOVE the first one its HILARIOUS

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