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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Nov 24 2010

Remember those days when I was posting only one audio clip every few days (what was I thinking?!)? Well, I've been considering that goldmine of never-before-heard wackiness, and all the bizarre, creepy, hilarious things STM has said that are buried in the archives. Thus is born the WEDNESDAY REWIND!

So, in honor of Thanksgiving:
"You can tell that turkey when it comes back here that it's not welcome. You tell it good."
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"I can't believe you went to pick up a turkey without introducing yourself first. How rude of you. How presumptuous. A turkey has its own mind. Be kind."
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"Put it down! Step away from the yam. Step away!"
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"Butter... nut... squash. I like those words."
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20 comments:

  1. Perhaps it has been discussed before, nevertheless I am curious. Are there gestures that accompany the words?

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  2. Karen- Does he run in his sleep occasionally? We know he's fallen out of the bed.

    You know- I don't wanna know. I like the picture I have in my head waaaay better than reality. STEP AWAY FROM THE YAM!!!

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  3. I love the Thanksgiving-themed collection. Maybe your Wednesday rewinds can all be thematic, like STM and boats, STM admiring himself, STM and foul, etc. Happy Turkey Day!

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  4. As s knitter with a new puppy the yarn one is hilarious!

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  5. Thanks for the Thanksgiving cheer, Adam...I am stepping away from the yam as we speak!

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  6. I thought it was "yarn" too. In fact I made an LOL cat with the yarn. (No, I don't knit cats)

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  7. you are just hilarious!

    happy thanksgiving to you too!

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  8. Aww. I must have missed some of the merchandise for "three steps". I don't see underwear or nighties w/ this quote.

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  9. Wow, I hadn't realized that Adam had enough Thanksgiving material for a greatest hits post. That's just prodigious (didn't feel like saying amazing).

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  10. I laughed at the butternut squash one and my 5-year-old asked me what I was laughing about; to my joy I could actually tell her that one. She likes those words too lol.

    YAY! Got the "It's Cake o'clock" tshirt for my daughter today in HER favourite colour (orange - yuck lol). She LOVES it!!!

    W00t!

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  13. The yam comment sounds like one to save for Uncle Blob...errr, Bob, yeah that's what I meant.

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  14. So glad I can't stand yams anyway.

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  15. So how is it that I only discovered yesterday that there were STM greeting cards? I'm sad for me...

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  16. I feel like my blog has become more of a picture blog. It's sad but I don't always have that much to say. Someone asked me the other day what I liked to do. I couldn't hardly think of what I liked to do that didn't involved kids, family or Nate. That's the stage right now and I am loving each of the kids ages and stages. When I'm not with them I feel out of place.

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  17. If you haven't read "I Has a Sweet Potato" you MUST read it: http://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html

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  18. I can't believe you went to pick up a turkey without introducing yourself first - very, very funny.

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