"Only you can screw up a bagel transaction."
or click here"At the rate I'm going, I'm gonna need another dozen turkey bags. Oi, back in the bag. Back in the bag, damn you!"
Karen's notes: Hey, check out the new third column! Man, trying to customize these blogger templates is not for the faint hearted.
In particular, after weeks of prodding from Adam, I have added an easy way to get to the archives.
Here's the reveal transcript:
|ADAM:||What's a turkey bag? What, is it an American thing?|
|KAREN:||Some people do cook their Thanksgiving turkey in a special kind of bag in the oven, 'cause it keeps the juices in.|
|ADAM:||No, we don't have that here.|
|KAREN:||This sounds like you're talking about live turkeys.|
|ADAM:||Maybe I'm putting children into turkey bags.|
|KAREN:||It seems a good idea—|
|KAREN:||—quieting them down that way, when you're tired of them.|
|ADAM:||Instead of the naughty chair, get in the turkey bag! This is Parenting 101.|