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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Nov 6 2010

"Oh, I can't wait to see you... so I can give you my list of the reasons why I HATE YOU SO MUCH."

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"You know, you may consider yourself a valued member of society, but I'd still love to throw your fucking smug face under a bus. Yes I would."
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Karen's notes: This is definitely one of those times that STM is expressing the feelings that Adam keeps in check during the day. We have a very difficult, crazy person in our life that we are forced to deal with, and that person has been up to some especially repugnant antics in the past two days.

I do want to mention that it wasn't all nastiness last night. Between these two, Adam said something adorable that I've tucked into the nest-egg.


  1. Oh how boring our lives would be without the crazies!!! I hope it's not too unbearable and that things smooth out quickly!! Love from Canada! <3

  2. That second one is scarily similar to something I've repeatedly said to my ex husband :P

  3. a possible STM rival? STP!

  4. @Donna: "Oh how boring our lives would be without the crazies!!!"

    right now I would /kill/ for boring.

    ... in a metaphorical sense only. i promise. no really. super duper honest promise. metaphorical only. yyyyyyup.

  5. I just need to say this--the first sound byte in this comment reminds me an awfully lot of something Spike (from the "Buffy" and "Angel" series) would say!

  6. The first one would make an excellent holiday card. "I can't wait to see you!" on the front, and "So I can give you my list of the reasons I HATE YOU SO MUCH" on the inside.

    At least, it would make a great holiday card among MY friends. We've all got that particular sense of humour.

    Too bad that you're dealing with a frustrating person. Humans suck that way. At least it's providing STM-fodder.

  7. I have to agree with Anon #3-- I had to check and make sure that I hadn't left my Buffy DVD in the player!