"I'm the freakiest shit alive. I got secrets you just won't believe. And I ain't sharing. Oh, no."
or click here"I wanna be a bumble bee. But not a slutty bumble bee, going around, pollinating every flower it sees. I'm a one flower kind of bee. A monogamous bee. Monogabee! That's meeeee."
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Love the "Monogabee" bit!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, that second one is great! :D Monogabee!
ReplyDeleteIf a monogabee is a one flower kind of bee, what would that make a jigabee?
ReplyDeletea dancing bee?
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ReplyDeletea monogabee! that's me! i LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteDying laughing at 'Monagabee!"
ReplyDeleteMonogabee - that HAS to be on a t-shirt!!!
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"Monogabee. That's meeeee!" Definitely t-shirt material. For wearing alternately with "Badgertastic" and other animal-related wear!
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ReplyDeleteMmmmm... Monogabee! :D The sweetest honey comes from a monogabee! lol
LOL! Monogabee belongs on a greeting card for Valentine's Day!
ReplyDeleteHaha "Monogabee, that's meee" nice to see STM channeling his inner A.A. Milne ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat's a boobie bird? It's a bird that sticks his head in bee's nests and screams, 'BOO bee!'
ReplyDeletelol! that was just awesome :)
ReplyDeleteMonogabee!!!!! XD
ReplyDeleteOh Karen, that must make you feel nice knowing that STM is a monogabee, his other traits are, often, well, "distasteful" (the language and nastiness). Not that you're truly married to STM, you're married to Adam. Wait a minute, I'm getting myself confused. Karen, do you considered yourself MARRIED to STM? lol I know you are, but do you feel that way? Either way, it made me feel warm and fuzzy to know STM was a monogabee!
ReplyDeletereminds me of the Monty Python song 'Eric the Half a Bee' :)
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I suppose it's better to be a monogabee than to be half a bee. Philisophically.
ReplyDeleteWE WANT SHIRTS!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LZfsrcjaw8
ReplyDeleteI just heard this song for the first time last week. Clearly STM and I are on the same wavelength here.
Oh my gosh, Monogabee has to be a shirt please!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help smiling at "Monogabee". That's so clever. STM is so with-it for a SUB-concious entity. I agree.., Monogabee calls for a shirt.
ReplyDeleteOh, if you do a card, I volunteer to do the art. :D
ReplyDeleteI love the monogabee!
ReplyDeleteI apologise in advance. You'll see why.
ReplyDelete"One little flower is not enough for a bee like me!"
Oops, Salmon King (Loki reference?) beat me to it. :)
ReplyDeleteHow does STM even think of monogabee?!?!? classic.
ReplyDeleteI can't help but think of that song from The King And I where the king is singing about how men are suppose to be like bees, pollinating every flower, but flowers don't fly from bee, to bee, to bee.
ReplyDeleteHe was justifying polygamy and why his new wife couldn't be allowed to run off with her true love.
bahahahaha
ReplyDeleteREAL monogabee you terrible idiot :D
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