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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20101109

Nov 9 2010

"I'm the freakiest shit alive. I got secrets you just won't believe. And I ain't sharing. Oh, no."

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"I wanna be a bumble bee. But not a slutty bumble bee, going around, pollinating every flower it sees. I'm a one flower kind of bee. A monogamous bee. Monogabee! That's meeeee."
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32 comments:

  1. Love the "Monogabee" bit!!!!!

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  2. Oh, that second one is great! :D Monogabee!

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  3. If a monogabee is a one flower kind of bee, what would that make a jigabee?

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  4. gold again...tnx

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  5. a monogabee! that's me! i LOVE it!

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  6. Monogabee - that HAS to be on a t-shirt!!!

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    Your Partners In Better Beekeeping, Since 1979.

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  8. "Monogabee. That's meeeee!" Definitely t-shirt material. For wearing alternately with "Badgertastic" and other animal-related wear!

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  9. Google ads about flowers... lol

    Mmmmm... Monogabee! :D The sweetest honey comes from a monogabee! lol

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  10. LOL! Monogabee belongs on a greeting card for Valentine's Day!

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  11. Haha "Monogabee, that's meee" nice to see STM channeling his inner A.A. Milne ;-)

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  12. Happy Hour Julie9 November 2010 at 15:03

    What's a boobie bird? It's a bird that sticks his head in bee's nests and screams, 'BOO bee!'

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  13. lol! that was just awesome :)

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  14. Monogabee!!!!! XD

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  15. Oh Karen, that must make you feel nice knowing that STM is a monogabee, his other traits are, often, well, "distasteful" (the language and nastiness). Not that you're truly married to STM, you're married to Adam. Wait a minute, I'm getting myself confused. Karen, do you considered yourself MARRIED to STM? lol I know you are, but do you feel that way? Either way, it made me feel warm and fuzzy to know STM was a monogabee!

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  16. reminds me of the Monty Python song 'Eric the Half a Bee' :)
    Lydia

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  17. I suppose it's better to be a monogabee than to be half a bee. Philisophically.

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  18. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LZfsrcjaw8

    I just heard this song for the first time last week. Clearly STM and I are on the same wavelength here.

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  19. Oh my gosh, Monogabee has to be a shirt please!

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  20. I couldn't help smiling at "Monogabee". That's so clever. STM is so with-it for a SUB-concious entity. I agree.., Monogabee calls for a shirt.

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  21. Oh, if you do a card, I volunteer to do the art. :D

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  22. Oops, Salmon King (Loki reference?) beat me to it. :)

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  23. How does STM even think of monogabee?!?!? classic.

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  24. I can't help but think of that song from The King And I where the king is singing about how men are suppose to be like bees, pollinating every flower, but flowers don't fly from bee, to bee, to bee.

    He was justifying polygamy and why his new wife couldn't be allowed to run off with her true love.

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  25. REAL monogabee you terrible idiot :D

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