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Dec 18 2010

"Am I turning into a unicorn? Am I? Only, I'm not into the horn. I could be a unic. Like, unique. Yeah."

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"This is your driver speaking… or is it? Captain Paranoia!"
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24 comments:

  1. some of the crew are rebels, they are kind of White Knights riding uique corns, so they are taking over Capt. Paranoia's reign. and everyone is grateful for noone leaving the board despite the adversitites.

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  2. Better than "Eunuch"

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  3. Ok, isn't a unicorn without a horn called a uh.....horse? lol just wondering...lol

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  4. @Anonymous - my thoughts exactly!

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  5. lupus cogitat, ergo est

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  6. @Dennis - Depends on the country. In some countries a unicorn looks more like a goat then a horse. And I've seen pictures of the unicorn whom spoke to Confucius' mom - he was a dragon with a horn on it's head.

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  7. A unique eunuch? Or one of the most frustrated oxymoronic creatures in nonexistence, a horny eunuch? So, if a unicorn is no longer horny, it's a eunuch... actually, that sorta makes sense, dunnit?

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  8. so the mightiest role to play in this scenario is the unicorn-dehornator. and after that process he makes Seals horny, especially Navy Seals, thus narvals are born, whole narval erm... Naval Fleets, and the one who posesses the utmost horniness will carry the Flag of the Sheep, or will colloquially be known as the Flagship. Flag Sheep, but still, the shepherds are obviously the eunuchs. they are sort of omnipotent despite being impotent, ironic, isn't it?

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  9. historical documents18 December 2010 16:20

    ...report that being a eunuch is just a part-time job or a state of mind. probably belonging to a higher order if one wants to sound narcissistic and self-absorbed. (but why would anyone sound like that? ehehhh) and any eunuch can turn into a unicorn, a bicorn, or a tricorn but the latter one is rather rare. I don't know any eunuch in person, but not being driven by one's own cock\sheep\narval leads to a deeper happiness and tells more about the intentions and attitudes of the given historical subject than his (OR HER) possible potentials. wait, wut?

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  10. @JamiSings

    The traditional unicorn looks much more like a goat or a deer than a horse. Though, amusingly, some "traditional" unicorns didn't even have horns. Also, the unicorn that spoke to Confucius's mother was called a kirin (qi'rin). They're one of the Chinese mythological creatures that are considered sacred. They aren't dragons, but they do have scales. Unlike the western unicorn, their horns are twisted.

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  11. …Or STM could be a Unix! :D

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  12. STM is Multics developed for a single platform :D
    if ya dunno wutsdat, GOOGLE POWER!!!
    thath'showIknowtoo.

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  13. @Zunni - Thanks for clearing that up. Despite what I often pretend I do not know everything. LOL But it sure looks like a dragon to me!

    Of course I'm a bit biased as I love dragons. Born 1976, The Year Of The Dragon.

    I once read about a vet whom removed and transplanted the horn buds of a young bull to the center of his forehead to make him a unicorn. He found later the bull used his horn in ways other bulls could not such as pulling the wires of a fence up so he could get to the grass on the other side.

    What I never understood is why he didn't just transplant them to a horse instead. It would have made for a more interesting experiment.

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  14. Are you sure it wasn't:

    'I'm not into the horn, I could be a eunuch'?

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  15. I think STM is conducting his own twisted Mystery Bus tour....... 7@=Q

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  16. I don't think he said "eunuch" because the "i" sounded too much like the "i" in unique.

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  17. I'm convinced that some other entity is possessing Adam's body while he's sleeping. I find it hilarious how some of us followers try to "correct" what Karen hears first hand. I use a tape recorder and sometimes it is difficult to be certain of what was said. I vote for Karen's choice!! This is my favorite blog. I'm guaranteed a lol moment when I need it the most, which is all the time lately!

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  18. yup. and silence is golden.

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  19. bwahahahaha love it... Captain Paranoia!!!

    ummmm.... you don't want to be a unic STM.... that means you have no more nuts.

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  20. Captain Paranoia would make a great comic strip lol

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  21. Oh... my... LOVE the "Captain Paranoia" bit! XD Best EVER.

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