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Dec 23 2010

"I will not do emails. No. I'm computer eliterate."

 or click here
"You've got ping pong all wrong. You pong instead of ping. Stop ponging. Don't pong. Don't poooong!"
 or click here
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Karen's notes: Last evening, Adam channeled STM. An advert for some psuedo-chic hair-care line came on TV. It was clear that the guy in the ad was meant to be a known personality (I'm often clueless about such things here in the UK), so I asked who he was. Adam replied, "You can go look him up in the dictionary... The dictionary of twats!"

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:42

17 comments:

  1. JamiSings23 December 2010 at 07:59

    Isn't "pong" another word for stink?

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  2. Mo23 December 2010 at 08:00

    Oops, it's illiterate. I know it's early!

    Happy Holidays to all and a great New Year full of the "Best of STM"

    You guys light up my life.

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  3. no lie23 December 2010 at 08:27

    damn, stm, lay off the puns! "eliterate"? honestly? lmao

    i still don't see how you can be sentient enough while sleeping to make a pun...

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  4. and no phones either23 December 2010 at 08:32

    cuz youre tonedead and mute

    whoops tonedeaf, it's early.

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  5. probably23 December 2010 at 08:34

    those are not puns, just his ego roams free in his sleep

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  6. Karen Slavick-Lennard23 December 2010 at 10:06

    Alison: I still have no idea.

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  7. Anonymous23 December 2010 at 11:41

    Did he say, "computer eliterate... meow"?

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  8. caerphoto23 December 2010 at 12:38

    What was the advert for? I'm sure the combined detective skills of the blog readers can dig up a name given some more clues :D

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  9. Cass23 December 2010 at 12:56

    Pretty sure it was "computer eliterate. Yes."

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  10. Katie23 December 2010 at 14:59

    Agreed. "Computer eliterate. Yes."

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  11. JamiSings23 December 2010 at 18:18

    Computer e-literate, the hyphen makes it more punny.

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  12. Anonymous23 December 2010 at 20:54

    Thanks JamiSings...I didn't get the joke until you put in the hyphen!

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  13. stoney1324 December 2010 at 01:59

    The Dictionary of Twats? I'm sorry, but Amazon has no copies of this piece of literature! I can understand why, as the American version must several thousand volumes long, and the shipping charges must be horrendous!

    One could always wait for the digital version, however, even with The Paradigm Shift, it will be at least a century before a device with sufficient memory to contain it is invented!

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  14. commoncents24 December 2010 at 05:10

    HA HA! Great post... I'm glad I found your blog!

    Steve
    Common Cents
    http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

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  15. I wonder24 December 2010 at 08:03

    where STM spends christmas

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