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Dec 24 2010

"Your voice has that haunting melody of whale song… without pitch or tone. Painful. Fucking painful."

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Karen's notes: Don't forget, this is not the first time that STM has implicated whales in his infinite quest for the perfect insult.

11 comments:

  1. A Whale without pitch or tone can not sing Christmas Carols...I must agree , painful . LOL

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  2. I believe I heard a person with that voice on "American Idol"! In fact I'm fairly positive!

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  3. jaw on the floor24 December 2010 15:22

    tremendous.
    other than that merry christmas to everyone!

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  4. I hear "parody", not "melody".

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  5. Well I for one love whale singing and would buy the album..to each his/her own...or as my father--may he rest in peace--used to say, "That's why G-d made menus."

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  6. @Stoney - ALL the contestants on AI sound like that. Same with Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, etc - damn autotune, ruining music.

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  7. the noise in the background some actual whale song? :D

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  8. Yep, it's "parody of a whale song". Painful - like Mariah Carey's unecessary high notes she adds to songs just because she can.

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  9. "Infinite quest for perfect insult" - you are brilliant!

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  10. I bet Simon Cowell would be GUTTED he didn't think of that first :)

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  11. C-can I borrow this line for my book? It's sincerely the best insult ever.

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