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Dec 24 2010

"Your voice has that haunting melody of whale song… without pitch or tone. Painful. Fucking painful."

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Karen's notes: Don't forget, this is not the first time that STM has implicated whales in his infinite quest for the perfect insult.

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 09:38

13 comments:

  1. King of New York Hacks24 December 2010 at 10:05

    A Whale without pitch or tone can not sing Christmas Carols...I must agree , painful . LOL

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  2. stoney1324 December 2010 at 13:50

    I believe I heard a person with that voice on "American Idol"! In fact I'm fairly positive!

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  3. jaw on the floor24 December 2010 at 15:22

    tremendous.
    other than that merry christmas to everyone!

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  4. Anonymous24 December 2010 at 16:49

    I hear "parody", not "melody".

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  5. daydreamersdaughter24 December 2010 at 16:50

    Well I for one love whale singing and would buy the album..to each his/her own...or as my father--may he rest in peace--used to say, "That's why G-d made menus."

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  6. JamiSings24 December 2010 at 19:17

    @Stoney - ALL the contestants on AI sound like that. Same with Miley Cyrus, Britney Spears, Mandy Moore, etc - damn autotune, ruining music.

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  7. is24 December 2010 at 19:40

    the noise in the background some actual whale song? :D

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  8. Anonymous25 December 2010 at 00:38

    Yep, it's "parody of a whale song". Painful - like Mariah Carey's unecessary high notes she adds to songs just because she can.

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  9. Anonymous25 December 2010 at 08:56

    "Infinite quest for perfect insult" - you are brilliant!

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  10. Pilar25 December 2010 at 16:07

    I bet Simon Cowell would be GUTTED he didn't think of that first :)

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  11. Florence31 December 2010 at 05:40

    C-can I borrow this line for my book? It's sincerely the best insult ever.

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