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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 7 2010

"No, princesses don't get tickled. They dance and get married. It's true."

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"Don't fuck my logic. No, it's unfuckable. (whining) Oh, oh! Damn you and your philosophical foreplay! Damn you."
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From much earlier in the night, I found this in the recording, of which neither of us has any recollection:


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ADAM: Mmm! Mmph! Uh! What are you doin— Oh, okay, it's you. You tried to strangle me.
KAREN: Hmmm?
ADAM: Strangle me.
KAREN: No.
ADAM: You just want me for me collection of teeth.
KAREN: Teeth?
ADAM: Mmm-hmm.


19 comments:

  1. The unfuckable logic and philosophical foreplay = favorite STM quote so far!!!

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  2. not a marrying box for now.

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  3. Princesses don't get tickled....LOVE IT! Showing this to my boyfriend to get the message accross, STM you are a genius!

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  4. with the very last statement7 December 2010 09:49

    I completely agree. period

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  5. "Philosophical foreplay" is actually a very good concept. I will start using it in my philosophy class.

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  6. Fuck STM's logic? Oh heavans, no! I wouldn't dream of it!

    Besides! After that "collection of teeth" proclamation, I'ld say his logic is fairly well fucked already!

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  7. love the second quote but the sleep talking conversation is my favorite today.
    several years ago, two of my daughters had a friend stay the night. the friend slept in a sleeping bag on the floor between their two beds and woke the next morning full of stories about my two girls having bizarre conversations with each other in their sleep. we still tease them about it.

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  8. the recovered multiple I also knew :P

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  9. "Damn you and your philosophical foreplay" needs to go on something!

    I think that was the best line I've ever read... anywhere!

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  10. The Princess who visits our garden and miaows at our back window frequently gets tickled and doesn't complain about it.

    I've never seen her get married, but she dances if provided with a suitable shoelace for a partner.

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  11. rofl @ philosophical forepaly

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  12. Sounds like STM has been reading his fairy tales!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Dancing_Princesses

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  13. glad to see karen finally got some sleep! i hope the sleep-conversations continue, what a great marriage!

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  14. I agree about "damn you and your philosophical foreplay." Not only great concept, but great meter too!!! Needs its own T shirt!!! Or tote bag - - hint hint :)

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  15. Apparently STM isn't interested in a Platonic relationship.......

    ...... or is that the Fallacy of the Excluded Nibble? 7@=Q


    As for the conversation: I can't help thinking of STM confronting a homicidally obsessed Tooth Fairy....... 7@=Q

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  16. oh wow... now STM and STW are having conversations.

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  17. Anonymous@14:23: I don't think that's STW, just a very sleepy Karen...   8^P

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  18. Either or both of "Don't fuck my logic" and "Philosophical foreplay" would be fantastic on a t-shirt -- especially appealing to philosophy students like myself!

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