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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 6 2010

"Don't stop me. I need to put this on my Santa list before I forget. It's my Santa list! You know, an X-box 360 for me... and a cock slap for you. I'm so excited."

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Karen's notes: I'd say we have a theme here. I call your attention to the September 24 post.

I'm sorry, Baby, but it's just not gonna happen.


21 comments:

  1. Awwww, Poor Adam, no X-Box 360 for him :-(

    ...or Karen, do you mean you don't wanna be cock-slapped?? lmao.

    Sorry, couldn't resist, obviously, or I wouldn't have typed it ;-)

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  2. everyone needs a good cock slap now and then. x-box 360, not so much.

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  3. The "I'm so excited" part made it for me!

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  4. Adam, you can just wish me "Happy Holidays", no gift, 'K?

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  6. But is it Adam who wants it or STM?

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  7. Just get him the 360 already!

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  8. Pleease post your gamertag here, when you buy it!

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  9. My husband and I both laughed at this because he has been going on and on about getting an xbox. I loved it.

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  10. You should totally get Adam the X-box and the Kinect! I'm sure he'll have some funny dreams that result from it!

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  11. The deadpan recital of "I'm so excited!" absolutely killed me... Is it too late to get a 360 for Hannukkah?

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  12. A cock slap? What a terrific idea for a present! Now I only need to figure out how to wrap my cock slap before I give it as a present on X-mas. So...are we going to get a Happy Holiday card with the text "A cock slap for you"?

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  13. but no c-s because I cut it down tonight. sry!

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  14. off. off corse of course.

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  15. Dear Andreas B: Google "Justin Timberlake Dick in a Box" to get cock wrapping tips! LMAO

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  16. *points a finger at that*

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  17. Anonymous 7 December 2010 04:14:

    Thank you, I had completely forgotten about that one. That Justin is one wiz. Oh, my girlfriend is going to be so surprised! (In a good way, of course.)

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  18. Looks like he got his X Box but not the Cock slap :)

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