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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Dec 5 2010

"Yeah, I'd like to have you around as much as a week old bag of old cum. Slopping around, bashing my leg, hanging off my belt. Reminding me all the time what a useless fucking waste of space you are. Splosh splosh splosh."

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Karen's notes: This delightful little utterance has been sitting there in the nest-egg, haunting me in all its cringe-worthiness, for nearly a year. Ugh.


18 comments:

  1. Oh, what a refreshingly captivating mental image. Now I'll be scarred for life. But it isn't the first time with STM. Reading STM's musings always contains this risk. But I'm willing to take the risk, the benefits outweigh the disadvantages.

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  2. sometimes just a small mistunderstanding5 December 2010 at 11:56

    is enough to trigger all the old shit. cum I mean.

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  3. What's the whistling in the background?

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  4. @Kerri- This is from back when we were on honeymoon, so there were lots of people around. But I have no idea who would have been whistling in the middle of the night.

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  5. love stm funniest thing on the net though i dont quite understand some of his sayings

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  6. This by far is the grossest most disturbing gag-reflex-inducing descriptive STM muttering yet...I Can't believe you held on to it for so long!!! GROSS but hahahahahahahahah!!!

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  7. Methinks STM had a flashback to college frat boys there. o.O

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  8. That is pretty much THE grossest thing STM has ever said. Ever. I think I'm going to throw up now.

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  9. Oh, that's just nasty. Nasty, nasty, nasty!

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  10. I personly like the whistling in the background.

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  11. Now that created a mental picture that I won't soon forget!!! Really gross but REALLY funny!!!

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  12. Sick, twisted, and utterly disgusting! I LIKE IT!!!!!!!!

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  13. Now that's an insult to b proud of!! I can only wonder though... can anyone but STM pull it off with a straight face?

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  14. He said this on your honeymoon? That's just wrong...

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  15. Having only seen commercials for the show I can't say for sure, but I bet the fictional Dr. House could, Jirya.

    Sorry, I just can't get past Hugh Laurie on Blackadder. Hearing him speak with an American accent is wrong. It would be like - hearing Alan Rickman on helium.

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  16. @STM That's the funniest thing I've heard all weekend.

    @JamiSings That's the second funniest thing I've heard all weekend.

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  17. A friend of mine and I are addicted to a text-to-speech online program:

    http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php

    We try to come up with the most funny/repulsive/disturbing things to make Daniel, the computer generated Englishman, say. Today's STM mutterings are most definitely worthy of this. Our hat's off to you STM! lol

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  18. thanks for the program ;)

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