"Yeah, I'd like to have you around as much as a week old bag of old cum. Slopping around, bashing my leg, hanging off my belt. Reminding me all the time what a useless fucking waste of space you are. Splosh splosh splosh."
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Karen's notes: This delightful little utterance has been sitting there in the nest-egg, haunting me in all its cringe-worthiness, for nearly a year. Ugh.
Oh, what a refreshingly captivating mental image. Now I'll be scarred for life. But it isn't the first time with STM. Reading STM's musings always contains this risk. But I'm willing to take the risk, the benefits outweigh the disadvantages.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the whistling in the background?
ReplyDelete@Kerri- This is from back when we were on honeymoon, so there were lots of people around. But I have no idea who would have been whistling in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeletelove stm funniest thing on the net though i dont quite understand some of his sayings
ReplyDeleteThis by far is the grossest most disturbing gag-reflex-inducing descriptive STM muttering yet...I Can't believe you held on to it for so long!!! GROSS but hahahahahahahahah!!!
ReplyDeleteMethinks STM had a flashback to college frat boys there. o.O
ReplyDeleteThat is pretty much THE grossest thing STM has ever said. Ever. I think I'm going to throw up now.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's just nasty. Nasty, nasty, nasty!
ReplyDeleteI personly like the whistling in the background.
ReplyDeleteNow that created a mental picture that I won't soon forget!!! Really gross but REALLY funny!!!
ReplyDeleteNow that's an insult to b proud of!! I can only wonder though... can anyone but STM pull it off with a straight face?
ReplyDeleteHe said this on your honeymoon? That's just wrong...
ReplyDeleteHaving only seen commercials for the show I can't say for sure, but I bet the fictional Dr. House could, Jirya.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I just can't get past Hugh Laurie on Blackadder. Hearing him speak with an American accent is wrong. It would be like - hearing Alan Rickman on helium.
@STM That's the funniest thing I've heard all weekend.
ReplyDelete@JamiSings That's the second funniest thing I've heard all weekend.
A friend of mine and I are addicted to a text-to-speech online program:
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We try to come up with the most funny/repulsive/disturbing things to make Daniel, the computer generated Englishman, say. Today's STM mutterings are most definitely worthy of this. Our hat's off to you STM! lol
thanks for the program ;)
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Sploshing around.
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