"I'll have you, Blackbeard. And then I'll have your beard. Mmmm, I love stealing beards. Be the Pirate Beard of the Bearded Sea. Arrrgggh. And all of you follicly-challenged people can be on MY crew. And everyone with beards will quake with fear!"
or click here"I love you. You've got the most beautiful eyes. They're filled with "I love you"… I'm talking about my dog, you silly cow. With those floppy ears. Mmm, floppy."
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Karen's notes: Happy New Year, everyone!
We had a little family New Years' party last night with Adam's kids and their cousins, and we all watched—you guessed it— Pirates of the Caribbean! Now, I can't help noticing that there is a bit of a contradiction here.
I should mention, by the way, that Adam is very much NOT follicly challenged. His five o'clock shadow comes in by about 11 am.
As for floppy ears and love-filled eyes, get a load of this: