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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110101

Jan 1 2011

"I'll have you, Blackbeard. And then I'll have your beard. Mmmm, I love stealing beards. Be the Pirate Beard of the Bearded Sea. Arrrgggh. And all of you follicly-challenged people can be on MY crew. And everyone with beards will quake with fear!"

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"I love you. You've got the most beautiful eyes. They're filled with "I love you"… I'm talking about my dog, you silly cow. With those floppy ears. Mmm, floppy."
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Karen's notes: Happy New Year, everyone!

We had a little family New Years' party last night with Adam's kids and their cousins, and we all watched—you guessed it— Pirates of the Caribbean! Now, I can't help noticing that there is a bit of a contradiction here.

I should mention, by the way, that Adam is very much NOT follicly challenged. His five o'clock shadow comes in by about 11 am.

As for floppy ears and love-filled eyes, get a load of this:


24 comments:

  1. But - "You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard" I'm sooooo confused!
    Happy New Year to all of you, and Molly, too.

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  2. Happy New Year! New reader here. I found your blog after you were featured on 100 most annoying people - a BBC TV show you interviewed for.

    Since then been reading some of the entries and they really cheer me up! Thank you so much for sharing such a personal but entertaining part of your husband's nightly adventures.

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  3. Hahahaha. I love this site. I did the same as Hum and saw you guys on BBC3 last night. I dont think Ive laughed so much in ages. Happy new year.

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  4. Molly might be the cutest dog ever.

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  5. awwww...... STM has definitely redeemed himself for that slipper plan he cooked up for Molly :-)

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  6. Happy New Year to you two!
    STM must love whoever was sleeping beside him very much. You know, when a man calls someone a cow...

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  7. happy new year everyone, and welcome BBC 3 viewers. here's to another year of frivolity.

    adam

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  8. Awww, you most definitely made up for threatening to make her into slippers. And my husband just got the "You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard" shirt for the holidays and will be VERY confused as to why all of a sudden the crew can't have beards....

    I just looked up the "Most Annoying People" since I'm in the States and had no clue what it was. A thought popped into my head when I saw you as #63 - why did they pick on Adam and not Karen on the list? She's the one who posts them. (Course, I didn't watch the show, just looked up the list on Wikipedia)

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  9. I was wondering how long it'd take someone to bring up "You can't be a pirate if you haven't got a beard. My boat... my rules." I see the commenters are on the ball as usual. :)

    Have a stupidfuckingcuntybollocksexpialidocious New Year, Karen and Adam!

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  10. most annoying people, come on, adam and karen are not annoying. this blog provides fun and laughter all times especially in these dark times thanks to bankers and politians who are the most annoying people.

    happy new year and may this blog continue to makes us laugh, cry, feel sick etc.

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  11. Bwargh-argh happwo-bwarf-y newest yeaaaargh

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  12. We all know that the pirates have the beards and the crew is made up of the useless servants who can't be pirates because they've got no beards.

    In other news, beagles are just full of floppy eyes and eyes full of "I love you"

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  13. You guys have the lop rabbit of dogs. What a love.

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  14. Happy New Year! I read your blog every day and it makes me smile and laugh, or go what the heck is up with this crazy psycho who only shows up in Adam's dreams. I love Molly she is so cute! Have a wonderful new year you two, here's looking forward to another year of STM!

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  15. lmao at "follicly challenged"
    love you guys. cheers for the new year!

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  16. Beards? No beards? Who knows?

    It's one of a pirate's best weapons - the element of surprise...... 7@=Q

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  17. Aww, Molly is so CUTE!!!

    Men without beards are pirates in disguise!

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  18. I think STM must have had a freak accident with some nair, or some product very similar, and was forced to change the rules of his boat! Here's to a positive outlook for 2011 Happy New Year!!!

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  19. pirates in disguise.

    undercover underwater agents about to pull out some, or any info of octopuses and the like about the hidden treasure. which doesn't exist there but they don't know it yet - that's why they went undercover underfollicled and underwater but they are wasting their times - real pirates know that the treasure is in the deepest depth of follicles so beards must be treasuretrees, or terasurebonsais, pirates are in fact FaceSamsons.

    FaceSamsons.

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  20. love the Blackbeard comment...
    btw Blackbeard is a character in the new Pirates of the Carribean 4 : On Stranger Tides. just watched a trailer for it, and now I can't wait to see it in May.

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  21. Your Molly looks just like my red-and-white beagle Sugar! Yay for beagles.

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  22. Your Molly is almost as cute as my Dolly who is also a red and white beagle.

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