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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Jan 12 2011

WEDNESDAY REWIND: Knock 'em down a peg

"Look at you up there on your pedestal. I bet you're proud of yourself.... Twat."
 or click here
"You are the perfect candidate for post-natal abortion. Got it?"
 or click here
"If you weren't such a fucking prick, you'd be a decent person."
 or click here
(full belly laugh, then) "That was funny! Do it again! Yeah. I love it when you try to speak intelligently. So funny. So funny." (more chuckles)
 or click here
"Are you listening? Are you? You listening good? Keep listening... PISS OFF MOTHER FUCKER, YOU WEEK-OLD BAG OF WANK! Thank you for listening."
 or click here

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:25

10 comments:

  1. moekosowl2812 January 2011 at 10:01

    That last one almost made me rupture something laughing.

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  2. Anonymous12 January 2011 at 10:25

    That last one sounds familiar to one several months back... deja vu sleep talkin? :-)

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  3. I-diot12 January 2011 at 10:35

    it's okay stm, bad feelings come like clouds in the sky and the leave just like that, negative emotions are no big deal just leave them alone if you don't want to be consumed by them. just feelings, not rocket science.

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  4. I-diot12 January 2011 at 10:38

    I meant that they leave

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  5. Ag12 January 2011 at 13:22

    The second one sounds like he's instructing a protege: Got it? Ok try it again with a bit more emphasis on "post".

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  6. Marilyn B12 January 2011 at 17:25

    I think some people don't understand "rewind" or this site. Good to see a dose of harsh STM!

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  7. Anonymous13 January 2011 at 01:31

    Oh yeah, and these are truly classic, I should have said

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  8. Jared13 January 2011 at 03:46

    LOL My roommate was bragging while i was on this site and playing the "on your pdestal post" she heard it, and neither of us could stop laughing. Cool coincidence of the day..i think so.. I may not be cool enough to be funny in my sleep but my blog is pretty funny, check it out sometime.

    http://whatwouldjareddo.blogspot.com

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  9. Morgan29 January 2011 at 15:34

    I have to start using 'week-old bag of wank'.

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  10. Anonymous16 August 2011 at 22:41

    The last one needs to be ring tone, and the second one should be a shirt. xD

    This bunch is just amazingly funny.

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