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Jan 7 2011

"Ok sextopus, don't make me come under that rock to get you. I'm gonna count to six. Come on, boy. I would count to ten, but, he goes crazy every time he hears that word 'eight', especially after the boating accident. I feel sorry for him sometimes."

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"Oh, I hope you take this advice to heart: You look fat when you cry."
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Karen's notes: Get it? Sextopus? Like, octo - eight, sexto - six? What, didn't everyone study latin in high school?

(I'm already preparing myself for all the comments correcting me on my pseudo-latin.)

I have to tell you, though, STM cannot take credit for this one. Molly has a soft toy, which would be an octopus, except it has only six legs. I named it Sextopus. I'm so glad that STM has given him his moment in the spotlight! Here he is:



Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:31

27 comments:

  1. Anonymous7 January 2011 at 07:38

    That's the cutest sextopus I've ever seen!

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  2. Anonymous7 January 2011 at 07:54

    what's wrong with your dog?

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  3. Anonymous7 January 2011 at 07:57

    Nothings wrong with the dog, she's just cuddling the sextopus.

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  4. Andy H7 January 2011 at 08:02

    Octopus is actually Greek so I suppose it should be "Hexapus". But that's just pointless pedantry, and "Sextopus" is much funnier, so stick with that!

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  5. Lineswine7 January 2011 at 10:00

    Beagley, Beagley! (The great grape ape, 70's cartoon show)

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  6. Lissysilver7 January 2011 at 10:50

    God, Molly Brown Eyes is soooo cute! I just want to nibble on her adorably floppy ears. How old is she?

    Your conversations always make me giggle. It's nice to hear you having such a good time with one another.

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  7. :)7 January 2011 at 12:22

    i really hope stm never looks fat.

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  8. Anonymous7 January 2011 at 13:25

    Squid only have six legs, maybe it's supposed to be a squid...

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  9. Karen Slavick-Lennard7 January 2011 at 13:36

    But squids have pointy heads!

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  10. Anonymous7 January 2011 at 14:09

    Squids have 8 "legs" and 2 "arms". Besides, it's clearly a Sextopus :D

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  11. Paula7 January 2011 at 14:22

    Cool! I knew someone who had a pentapus!

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  12. Alterversinate7 January 2011 at 14:55

    I guess my mind is in the gutter. When STM said "sextopus" I figured it was going to be some lewd referral. My apologies, STM.

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  13. Anonymous7 January 2011 at 15:32

    Loooooooove sextopus!

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  14. Silverwood7 January 2011 at 15:52

    hehe sextopus <3 cute and funny & molly is soooo cute!!!

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  15. Lisa7 January 2011 at 17:08

    I was thinking along the lines of Michelle too! We are just used to his lewd comments, that's all! It isn't our fault Michelle!

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  16. Deborah7 January 2011 at 18:08

    Nooo Paula - it's not a pentapus, it's a quintapus - our daughter had one lol

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  17. Chalda7 January 2011 at 19:45

    Sextopus in the shop please please please!! My dad is an octopus researcher... I must have it!!!

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  18. Emmalyn7 January 2011 at 22:31

    Haha, cute! Our pup has that same toy. We call it her hexapus. :D

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  19. LA/wts7 January 2011 at 22:47

    Just reminded of some old Zappa lyrics......

    "An' then I'll call - *Pup Tentacle*; I'll ask him how's his chin;
    I'll find out how the Future is, because that's where he's been.
    His little feet got long 'n' flexible, and suckers fell right in,
    Th' time he crossed the line from Later On to Way Back When......" 7@=Q

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  20. Anonymous7 January 2011 at 23:16

    That is such a happy sextopus, look at it smile! :)

    I don't like the real things, though, squid either. They scare me and when I was little I saw 20000 Leagues Under the Sea and I was so traumatized I would not go to the ocean for 10 years. :( But Molly looks okay with it so I do not think I would be scared. :)

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  21. Sherri7 January 2011 at 23:17

    Michelle and Lisa you are not alone! lol - Until it got to the "I'm gonna count to six" part, then it clicked!
    And I still think Molly is just so cute!
    (Canada)

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  22. Unknown7 January 2011 at 23:56

    Your Latin is actually correct: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_prefix#Table_of_number_prefixes_in_English
    It's just hexa in Greek ;)

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  23. Brooke8 January 2011 at 02:23

    Keep the pictures of Molly coming. Sarcasm, snark, and cute puppies. My three favorite things.

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  24. Izalika8 January 2011 at 06:16

    "You look fat when you cry" is possibly the best greeting card ever.

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  25. Zoni8 January 2011 at 10:27

    To the person who knew the other person with the pentapus - did they ever contract pentapox?

    If anyone gets that reference, I'll roll.

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  26. nope,8 January 2011 at 11:29

    just Rudeola.

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  27. and8 January 2011 at 11:55

    Rudeola is caused by Hyena hymns - I hope everyone sees the connection, they are so rude that the spots on their backs, if they laugh, are contagious, so if you want to escape anything mOzaic, then go close to those laughing bastards and...I mean google solves every adversities.

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