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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 17 2011

From the holiday:
"It's not woolly. It's NOT woolly! It's doesn't go baahhh. No. It goes wooh wooh wooh wooh! So it's not woolly. Woolly goes bahhhh. Woollyyyyyyyyyy!
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Those brown monkeys in the pictures for the past couple of days, the English name of that species is Woolly Monkeys. They are the most social of the five species at the sanctuary, and often seek affection from humans. It seems STM believes the name was an inappropriate choice. Here are some more pics of woolly monkeys:

  

"This knife is shit. I need a machete. Yeah, big fuck-off machete. Go chopping. Come on, chopping!"
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Adam did indeed take a big fuck-off machete into the jungle to chop down some bamboo for a new enclosure we were building.

Although this one is from last night, I just have to include it today, as it is time-sensitive. You see, Arsenal played— and beat— Barcelona last evening:
"Back of the net! Have some of that, you Spanish fucking cunts."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:38

21 comments:

  1. watch cell phone with bluetooth camera17 February 2011 at 08:32

    I admire the valuable information you offer in your articles. I will bookmark your blog and have my children check up here often. I am quite sure they will learn lots of new stuff here than anybody else!

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  2. Lauren17 February 2011 at 08:44

    & some coarse language besides :P
    but what adorable monkeys!!!

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  3. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 09:30

    Even STM watched the UCL! Oh wow.

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  4. adam lennard17 February 2011 at 11:19

    and he's a Gooner! well that is something good to be said for him. - adam

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  5. VonMalcolm17 February 2011 at 12:11

    It looks to me that the monkeys on the right were looking for a little more than affection! -They were looking for a Ménage à Qua(tre)!

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  6. Marisa17 February 2011 at 14:02

    All of my family in England have been going on about Arsenal... I had to Google the team to be certain it was about soccer/football. ^_^

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  7. Marisa17 February 2011 at 14:05

    @Bluetooth... I don't now how old your children are but would caution you about using this site for educational purposes. It's a little PG-13 around here.
    On the other hand, I could just shut up, walk away and giggle... but the Mom instinct is a little too strong.

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  8. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 16:57

    I agree with Marisa...not for kids! But, if Bluetooth read today's with the soccer match and the machete (no, not together! Though we Americans do hear how violent those "football" matches can be!), he/she must be aware the language isn't kid friendly!
    Of course, he/she might be sarcastic...I am not sure what "valuable information" the kids would get anyway! I think that might be it...

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  9. Karen Slavick-Lennard17 February 2011 at 17:04

    Everyone - I actually think that Bluetooth's message is spam, and they just post that same text on lots of blogs, hoping for a click-through. It has that sound. -Karen

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  10. daydreamersdaughter17 February 2011 at 18:40

    @Karen--then I won't say, "@Bluetooth, are you kidding us??????"

    @Karen--Found a website you should consult about Adam's dreams-- www.dreammood.com

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  11. daydreamersdaughter17 February 2011 at 18:42

    OOPS--BAD URL above

    It is www.dreammoods.com

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  12. Anonymous17 February 2011 at 20:32

    STM is a gooner. That explains a lot.

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  13. LA/wts18 February 2011 at 01:31

    Now, now...... I'm sure it's quite educational for a spammer's children: they can compare their parent to a seeping anal gash...... 7@=Q

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  14. Anonymous18 February 2011 at 02:52

    I just had to share the google add for todays post lol

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    love the blog by the way, it never fails to make me smile or laugh

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  15. Karen Slavick-Lennard18 February 2011 at 08:02

    LA/wts: Hahahahahahah

    last Anonymous: I LOVE looking at what Google Ads serves up every day.

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  16. jackie3133718 February 2011 at 10:59

    Karen & Adam: why don't you just delete the spammy comments? They really don't contribute to the discussion anyway.

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  17. Lesboop18 February 2011 at 13:09

    I second that motion on the spammers. I come here to read STM's midnight ramblings, not sift through spammer "crapola". Next thing you know, there will be an entire community of spammers interfering with all the "education" material we learn about on here.

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  18. Anonymous20 February 2011 at 20:50

    I find the bluetooth spam funny, as it seems like a perfectly good comment except for the fact that STM has no valuable real world information on it. So while most spam should be deleted, I vote bluetooth stays so we can laugh at its stupidity.

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