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Feb 20 2011

"If you make me read Plato, I'm gonna punch you in the penis."

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This one may also have been inspired by our house guest, who happens to be a professor of philosophy at an impressive university in the States. Of course, that would be a loose inspiration, as this person does not have a penis to go along with her notable breasts.
"No one asks to be born. But everyone thanks god I was."
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Good to see that STM's sense of self-worth is still healthy.


Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 10:52

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous20 February 2011 at 16:47

    I'm sooo glad you're back and I get multiple posts each morning...Both are awesome today, thanks!

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  2. Anonymous20 February 2011 at 17:29

    I think you made a couple of slight mistakes transcribing the one about being born. I heard "asks" instead of "ask," and I also heard a "that" in between "god" and "I," and I hate to be a royal pain, but shouldn't "god" be capitalized in this context? Don't get me wrong, I love you guys and your blog. I just tend to be rather anal about these things.

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  3. Anonymous20 February 2011 at 17:33

    Btw, these quotes would both make amazing tshirts!

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  4. banana20 February 2011 at 17:48

    oh my, thank you for my daily laugh!...I'm going to use that Plato one on my friend who is a philosophy instructor.

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  5. Anonymous20 February 2011 at 18:39

    Karen, your running commentary is almost (and some cases is as) funny as STM's rambles.

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  6. Anonymous20 February 2011 at 23:04

    I wonder if that line would work on my philosophy professor...

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  7. LA/wts21 February 2011 at 00:54

    I shudder to think what would happen if a Lit professor tried to make him read 'Beowulf'......... 7@=G

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  8. Keith@DIH21 February 2011 at 02:18

    OK... Perhaps in STM's vision, that person has both obnoxious boobs and a penis. Does the visiting professor know about STM and all these?

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  9. Snugs7221 February 2011 at 05:30

    This is hilarious!

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  10. JamiSings21 February 2011 at 06:49

    Maybe STM has been visiting Ugliest Tattoos - http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/ - for some reason there's a LOT of tattoos out there with women with big breasts and penises.

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  11. Andreas B21 February 2011 at 10:21

    Mentioning Plato reminds me of my philosophy course in high school. The only thing I remember from that course is one sentence from the course book which read exactly as follows: "Plato had a romantic idealistic homoerotic relationship with Dijon". That is the only thing I remember from the course, and I still have no idea what it means.

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  12. Jared23 February 2011 at 06:03

    Omg someone just said this today randomly in my philosophy class. This must be where he got it from. Hey Karen and Adam, check out my new post it's f*ckin amazing and about my friends TOTALLY RATIONAL fear of being raped by dolphins! I PROMISE IT KICKS ASS!

    http://whatwouldjareddo.blogspot.com

    CHECK IT OUT!

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  13. Anonymous24 February 2011 at 20:09

    Karen, your commentary is fantastic.

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