"If you make me read Plato, I'm gonna punch you in the penis."
or click here"No one asks to be born. But everyone thanks god I was."
This one may also have been inspired by our house guest, who happens to be a professor of philosophy at an impressive university in the States. Of course, that would be a loose inspiration, as this person does not have a penis to go along with her notable breasts.
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Good to see that STM's sense of self-worth is still healthy.