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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Feb 23 2011

"(in hushed tone of Olympics commentator) A tense moment at the farmyard roller disco competition... Everyone's waiting for chicken to get her skates on... Will she perform, or will she chicken out?"

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Karen's notes: Oh. Oh my. This has got to be my favorite in a looooong time. Forget the fact that STM made a lame pun, I just love that quiet but intense, on-the-edge-of-your-seat tone.


  1. STM sounds like pro commentator from Eurosport in first sentence!
    Made me smile:)
    Greetings from Croatia!

  2. The tone is great, but 'farmyard roller disco competition'? Awesome!

  3. LMAO! Oh this was one of the best ever!

  4. I think the other of "Click, Clack, Moo, Cows That Type" could be inspired to write a new story about the barnyard if they were to wander onto this blog.

  5. I was right, STM is The Master in disguise. Chicken out... Bah!

  6. That is just ASKING for an illustration!!! Can't wait till SMT Illustrator is onboard!

  7. I hope my friend Chris applies like he said he would. He's really good at drawing and I want to show his skills off to the world. Though he did say you guys need Terry Gilliam.

  8. This one is just begging to be on a shirt - with a picture. Hysterical!!! Don't you wish you could see what he's dreaming sometimes?