"Oh, I've got the tears of a hippo ballerina on my arm. Don't touch. Don't touch! Sparkly. Oh so delicate and sparkly! Oh, sparkly."
or click here"Ugh, I know you. You're always on the corner of Fuck-off and Cunt-bag."
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Karen's notes: The best thing about these polar opposites is that he said them in a single night.