"Ladies and gentlemen, in the event of sudden change of pressure in the cabin, you may wish to scream into your masks. SCREAM BITCHES."
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I love how he changes his tone of voice in so many of his quotes.
classic..... reminds me of the idiot airline steward that got upset with a passenger and went out the exit via the emergency slide.
*gasp* I am SO glad I finished my coffee before reading this! So effing excellent! LMAO
Best. STM. Ever.
Note to self: If STM is my pilot, get off the plane immediately!
"And then a very nice young lady comes in and tells you what to do when you come down in the water, and what to do when you stop breathing....." - Michael Flanders 7@=Q
LMAO! By far, one of thee best!
Heeeeeee. I love the tone he uses for "Scream Bitches" at the end. Classic.
too funny, its what I would be thinking
The way he said 'scream bitches' is just too much, I've been sitting here laughing for over 10 minutes.