"(an assortment of bizarre sounds, and then) Ignore everybody. Keep on humming."
or click here"When I die, I want a minute party. Best mother-fucking concentrated party in the world ever. Everything after that will just seem a little bit dull. That'll teach 'em."
or click here"There's no carpet. I need carpet. My aubergine can't sleep without carpet. He needs deep pile."
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Karen's notes: For you yanks, aubergine = eggplant. I can just imagine Adam's pet eggplant snuggling down into a nice plush rug.
And, hey, thanks everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday. It made Adam's day all the more wonderful!