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Mar 16 2011

WEDENSDAY REWIND: Adages Amiss

STM kindly offers us his own take on the age-old proverbs.
"I can't see the trees for the dominoes. Knock down the trees. Have a knock-down tree rally."
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"The grass on the other side of that fence: Burn it! It's not nice."
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"Well, if it's good for the goose, the gander can just go suck my balls."
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"I loved it, and then I set it free. And now, I will hunt it down and kill it."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:29

7 comments:

  1. Elaine16 March 2011 at 09:05

    Sometimes it is definitely hard to see the trees for the dominos! Lol!

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  2. Anonymous16 March 2011 at 09:17

    Last two would be good on merch

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  3. Anonymous16 March 2011 at 14:42

    last one is very Dwight Schrute-ish.

    love them all!!!!

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  4. Marilyn B16 March 2011 at 14:48

    Great set today, Karen. I don't recall the grass one but the others are STM classics!

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  5. Anonymous16 March 2011 at 18:27

    As for the goose and the gander.... I've been bit by a gander. STM doesn't want one anywhere near his balls, believe me.

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  6. Anonymous17 March 2011 at 07:28

    A variation on the last one ("If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.") is already on bumper stickers and t-shirts, and has been a favorite motto of at least three serial killers. So maybe skip the merch on that one, I dunno.

    The goose and gander one, though....

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  7. Anonymous19 March 2011 at 08:20

    I think this is my favorite Friday Rewind so far XD

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