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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Mar 22 2011

"I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. But if you're not my mother, you can leave a message. Beeeep."

 or click here
"See? Even blobfish thinks you're a fucked-up shite-bag."
 or click here
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Karen's notes: This is STM talking about his own mother, Sandy, not you! She was probably an awful woman. Adam loves you!

And this is a blobfish:



Check out that expression of disapproval. I feel so judged.


22 comments:

  1. Oh yes, I will record that message in my voicemail!

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  2. Okay, that is creepy suddenly seeing my name pop up on here haha
    My name's not Blobfish, it's Sandy.
    I realize you won't have been talking about me though.
    Still a creepy coinkedink

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  3. That has to be the ugliest fish I've ever seen. I'm off to have nightmares now about blobfish.

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  4. I agree with Fearless... that is one mother F*ing ugly fish.... And i've seen some ugly fish in my time...

    And i totally want that first quote as a voicemail XD

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  5. http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/02/02/ziggy-blobfish/

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  6. That fish will give me nightmares and make me talk in my sleep!

    Oh wait..., that's been covered.

    Un-see! Un-see! Un-see!

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  7. Omg is that thing real?????

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  8. What's wrong with all of you? I LOVE the blobfish! -Karen

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  9. I'm with Karen. Blobfish looks rather unassuming to me.

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  10. I dunno, Karen, if it wasn't for the wart on his Jimmy Durante nose or that white, um, stuff drooling out the corner of his mouth...
    Love the answering machine message!

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  11. My mother never even had my phone number. My excuse was that I couldn't afford a phone. I emailed her.

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  12. Poor blobfish has reason to look so pitiful. It is in danger of going extinct because of Australian Deep Sea trawlers that drag the life off the sea floor indiscriminately. Blobfish are not edible.

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  13. OMG this is the funniest shite I have ever seen, keep it coming!

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  14. Where is Stoney???

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  15. Mr. Blobfisn would like to have a word with you about your account balance....... 7@=Q

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  16. I'm sure Sandy feels much more comfortable having "Sybil" in her son's unconscious than repressed hostility.

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  17. The blobfish is a weird fish, it has no skeleton pretty much what so ever and is damn near sesswile

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  18. the blobfish is a creepy looking fish...i don't want to see one in person.

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  19. Lol, that first one would be perfect for my husband and his brother!

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