"I'm sorry, I can't come to the phone right now. But if you're not my mother, you can leave a message. Beeeep."
or click here"See? Even blobfish thinks you're a fucked-up shite-bag."
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Karen's notes: This is STM talking about his own mother, Sandy, not you! She was probably an awful woman. Adam loves you!
And this is a blobfish:
Check out that expression of disapproval. I feel so judged.