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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Mar 24 2011

"I need you to take this stapler, and ram it into your forehead. No, it won't solve the problem, but it will make me happier. Much happier. (giggles) It's funny! Now go bleed somewhere else."

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"There's a little bit of me that's just a little bit excited. A little fluffy bit. No, you CAN'T SEE IT!"
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11 comments:

  1. aguessawho...ou-ou-ou24 March 2011 08:33

    not even a peak-peek? boowho! furs'a flyin'! staple that; now it's read all over ;}

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  2. I think it's a good idea for STM to keep his fluffy bit hidden!

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  3. The thought of watching people jam staplers into their heads does indeed make me much, much happier. Thank you STM for the great visual.

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  4. Ok - STM tapped into my brain for the first one... I've been having serious issues with a horrible, poisonous woman at work (long story short - I don't spend all day chatting with her like she wishes I would, so she complained to my boss that I am mean to her... Seriously.) and I would love to convey STM's message to her.

    It would be lovely.

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  5. kelly, you don't chat enough with me either! - adam

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  6. "No it wont solve the problem, but it will make me happier." hahahaha! I love it!

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  7. The stapler comment...that's a keeper - now I know what to write in my boss's Christmas Card this year! Thanks Sleeptalking Guy!

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  8. *looks at the top comment* Oh...... looks like the Prof. is back! 7@=e

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  9. Oh man... BEST quote, "ram it into your forehead", just what I need to hear today, lol! :)

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  10. chairing committee-d27 March 2011 17:50

    HI!atus, whuta smart cookie *23:18*...
    c.see-ing.is.beliebering that never; sey,never ---
    where presents of staples-like happy furry friends
    (giggles-bloody red) is fun in class...
    Oh......
    ~~~star*spangled st-udent w-ith / L-otza A-aay game ~~~ramheaded=) FORE!

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