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Mar 24 2011

"I need you to take this stapler, and ram it into your forehead. No, it won't solve the problem, but it will make me happier. Much happier. (giggles) It's funny! Now go bleed somewhere else."

 or click here
"There's a little bit of me that's just a little bit excited. A little fluffy bit. No, you CAN'T SEE IT!"
 or click here

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:38

10 comments:

  1. aguessawho...ou-ou-ou24 March 2011 at 08:33

    not even a peak-peek? boowho! furs'a flyin'! staple that; now it's read all over ;}

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  2. Marilyn B24 March 2011 at 14:35

    I think it's a good idea for STM to keep his fluffy bit hidden!

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  3. Emily24 March 2011 at 15:17

    The thought of watching people jam staplers into their heads does indeed make me much, much happier. Thank you STM for the great visual.

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  4. Kelly@MentalGarbage24 March 2011 at 16:01

    Ok - STM tapped into my brain for the first one... I've been having serious issues with a horrible, poisonous woman at work (long story short - I don't spend all day chatting with her like she wishes I would, so she complained to my boss that I am mean to her... Seriously.) and I would love to convey STM's message to her.

    It would be lovely.

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  5. adam lennard24 March 2011 at 16:10

    kelly, you don't chat enough with me either! - adam

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  6. Anonymous24 March 2011 at 16:29

    "No it wont solve the problem, but it will make me happier." hahahaha! I love it!

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  7. crowleyancanto25 March 2011 at 04:10

    The stapler comment...that's a keeper - now I know what to write in my boss's Christmas Card this year! Thanks Sleeptalking Guy!

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  8. LA/wts25 March 2011 at 23:18

    *looks at the top comment* Oh...... looks like the Prof. is back! 7@=e

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  9. Anonymous26 March 2011 at 03:20

    Oh man... BEST quote, "ram it into your forehead", just what I need to hear today, lol! :)

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  10. chairing committee-d27 March 2011 at 17:50

    HI!atus, whuta smart cookie *23:18*...
    c.see-ing.is.beliebering that never; sey,never ---
    where presents of staples-like happy furry friends
    (giggles-bloody red) is fun in class...
    Oh......
    ~~~star*spangled st-udent w-ith / L-otza A-aay game ~~~ramheaded=) FORE!

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