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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Mar 25 2011

"Steady... steady... focus... FUCK! Concentrate, concent-- oh shit! SHIT! Hm, there we go... Ther— Oh arse cunt wobbly tits! I give up. I'll never balance this penny."

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Just the other night, Adam did in fact amaze me with his ability to balance coins on end.
"Yeah, I love you. But in a not-really kind of way."
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And here we have Adam entertaining us with a long series of tuneful groans and whimpers, punctuated by the sound of his hand hand having little seizures on the bed, and a single pronouncement of "poo". As all of this was happening, I was thinking to myself, "(sigh) I just know this is going to end with a punch to the headboard and swollen knuckles again." Thankfully, it didn't come to that.


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17 comments:

  1. My new favorite curse is "Oh arse cunt wobbly tits!"

    Thank you so much.

    My new favorite conversation starter from 2 days ago is "Beer is from Mars. Chocolate's from Venus."

    STM is scripting my life!

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  2. Time to get a padded headboard

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  3. How do you get any sleep?

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  4. Was that "ants!" that he shouted as he woke up?
    Would explain the itchyness.

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  5. Thats what I heard too. Ants!

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  6. The second one sounds like another great anti-Valentine's Day card!

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  7. You know I just love how he always does things "Just the other night..." and it turns into his dreams. Really makes me wonder how real it all is sometimes.

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  8. Hahahaha!! "Oh arse cunt wobbly tits!" That's my new favourite. ^_^

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  9. People walking past my office door sometimes think I might be having a seizure when I'm LOLing at STM. But, in a not-really kind of way ;).

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  10. My sympathies for the itchy hand: I've been suffering badly from eczema these last few months......... 7X=Q

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  11. I just can't believe Adam can balance a coin in real life, but not in his sleep. That seems the reverse of how it should be. Too funny.

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  12. Agree with the anti-valentine's card comment above!!

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  13. The latest in scans used today are 3D and 4D pregnancy ultrasound scans that work just like 2D scans. The only difference is that 3D and 4D ultrasounds give a three dimensional and not flat image of the unborn baby. This three dimensional scan lets you clearly see the baby's features so clearly, you'd never believe that it is an unborn and not live baby.

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  14. Sounded like Adam was channeling a humpback whale.

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  15. Oh. I use to amuse myself with balancing pennies and then take pictures. (sometimes my cat wanna join me =)
    http://iloapp.lee-nah.se/data/_gallery//public/2/1301374913_resized.jpg
    http://iloapp.lee-nah.se/data/_gallery//public/2/1301374910_resized.jpg?width=400&height=266

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  16. You were talking about calling the time at a boring job. I used to balance coins at a boring job....

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