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20110309

Mar 9 2011

"...Then out of nowhere, the puffin ninja kicked my arse! Little fucking runt bastard."

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"You stay in your hole, goddamnit. I see one hair pokin' out of the top, I'm gonna put a lid on it. Get down!"
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:06

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous9 March 2011 at 07:28

    ...thanks xo

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  2. Anonymous9 March 2011 at 08:54

    That I want illustrated!

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  3. Anonymous9 March 2011 at 09:07

    i checked the page about an hour ago...there was another thing STM said b4,and you said there will be the revel...
    what happened?...

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  4. Karen Slavick-Lennard9 March 2011 at 10:01

    Last anonymous - I didn't have the time to transcribe it, so I decided to save it for another day. Sorry!

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  5. Anonymous9 March 2011 at 10:26

    thanks Karen
    (that posting was a good one..
    -but i think very few saw it)

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  6. Kelley Wood-Davis9 March 2011 at 13:03

    I love the sort of incredulous tone STM uses when describing the puffin ninja attack.

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  7. S.M. Carrière9 March 2011 at 15:19

    Puffin ninja definitely deserves a shirt!

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  8. Rebecca9 March 2011 at 18:40

    I second the puffin ninja shirt.

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  9. Anonymous9 March 2011 at 20:39

    I can definitely see the puffin ninja on a messenger bag, this has to be illustrated with a puffin in a ninja suit.
    T. Lawson

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  10. Anonymous9 March 2011 at 23:04

    He sounds Irish when talking about that Puffin lol

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  11. Mr. David M. Beyer10 March 2011 at 03:36

    Puffin ninja! I don't quite understand why, but that was my all time favorite STM quote.

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  12. Anonymous10 March 2011 at 05:36

    Puffin ninja definitely needs to go to the illustrator. I wonder if he knows the fashion assassins.

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  13. Anonymous10 March 2011 at 14:24

    last anon - I wonder that too... loved the tone he used describing what happened.... to bad he didn't go into more detail about it. I actually laughed out loud on that one, which is not good in a library!!!

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  14. Anonymous10 March 2011 at 18:06

    Ninja Puffins in Stilettos, fishin' assassins

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  15. LA/wts10 March 2011 at 23:57

    Probably had to black up his beak, though........ 7@=Q

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