"Tea for two. You can fuck off, 'cause you're three, and three's not invited. You rectal intrusion."
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With that pouty little tone, he sounds like an obnoxious little girl hosting a tea-party for her teddy bears.
And here is our wake-up, in which Adam is uncharacteristically suspicious of me!
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Adam also tells me that he had a dream that he was Charlie Sheen's assistant, but that he could only do it as STM, because that's the only way that Charlie could understand him.
|STM:||What are you doing to my hand? FUCK OFF!|
|ADAM:||What are you doing to my hand?|
|ADAM:||(suspiciously) What were you doing to my hand?|
|KAREN:||I was lying here.|
|ADAM:||(accusingly) You were trapping my hand to get me to speak?|
|ADAM:||What were you doing to my hand?!|
|KAREN:||You had put your hand under my head so—|
|ADAM:||(disbelievingly) Oh, is that what happens? I actually managed to get my hand under your head?|
|KAREN:||Adam, I was lying here.|
|ADAM:||Yes, doing what?|
|ADAM:||Doing what, exactly?|
|KAREN:||... Lying here.|
|ADAM:||Seriously, what were you doing to my hand? It was stuck.|
|KAREN:||I don't know, baby. I don't really know how it got up there. You rolled over just a minute ago.|
|ADAM:||But it was under something. I couldn't move it.|
|KAREN:||I don't know.|
|ADAM:||You sure you weren't holding it?|
|KAREN:||Look at me! This is one arm. See this? (waves arm up and down under the cover)|
|ADAM:||Oh, it's floppy!|
|KAREN:||Well, it's all the way—|
|KAREN:||It's all the way under the covers—|
|ADAM:||It's like a penguin.|
|KAREN:||You can see that it's pinned down. You can see this other one's just sitting here.|
|ADAM:||Ok. You're not evil then.|