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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Apr 5 2011

"I can juggle babies. It's the baby juggle! It's just so tricky when they're on fire. One up, two... oops! I need another baby. Another baby!"

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"Who the fuck made you the butter police, anyway."
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This is presumably STM's reaction to me having striken pasta and cream from our dinners.
"You're Jesus in a dog's arsehole."
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Obviously, STM was referencing this photo that went around a couple of years ago:

23 comments:

  1. Nice pic!!!!!

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  2. captainprocrastination5 April 2011 13:57

    Love the way that it sounds like he's calling to some lackey waiting in the wings to chuck him another flaming baby...STM has a sideline?!

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  3. Looks more like John Lennon to me, in his long hair+beard days. Or maybe it's Jim Morrison, or Cher.

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  4. Holy crap, I cried my eyes out laughing so hard at the Jesus Hole (I think you have to capitalize the H [as a token of respect]) Thank you STM, you are the highlight of my pathetic existence.
    -Richmond Tetzlaff

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  5. And Adam, I'm pretty sure that that couldn't be Molly ... unless she had a sex change. ;o)

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  6. lol...police would be the hole experts since every donut has one...now im going to listen to the ssss and syntel messages in the recordings of the day
    EA's Sofia
    pssst psssst psssst pssst ... dont worry i wont tell anyone

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  7. oh my...such a naughty silent sound secret message this morning...had me laughing so hard i could hardly eat my croissant...no one said anything about buggering the brits...oKKK....

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  8. So wrong....... and so hilarious......... 7X=e

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  9. this whole spiritual thing could be coming to an end soon with one final 'holy mass' of energy. holy mary mother of god make some popcorn and lets sit back and enjoy the show.

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  10. is this what they meant when they said the 'grapes/grids/fields of wrath came tumbling down...roflmfao

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  11. That second one is how I often feel at family gatherings such as Thanksgiving. If I want tons of butter on my bread who are you to say differently! Lol.

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  12. The first one seems like a dead baby joke. I think those a are hilarious.

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  13. you know they eat those dead babies in britian...check out where mad cow disease comes from...fyi...total meat consumed daily is way more than earth is capable of producing...do the math

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  14. @Synfullyblond: Shut your trap, you sick woman. Who the hell are you to come on here talking about sick lies and insult people as you are! For shame!

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  15. @ AJ and Synfully blond:
    Perhaps some kind of misdirected reference to A Modest Proposal...? That was Ireland, I think. 0-0 *awkward turtle*
    I *snurk'd* at the dog's bottom. XD

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  16. it is a medical fact i istudied in med school at the univ of michigan in ann arbor...there are many documents in medical journals..at least my fact is true unlike jesus in a dogs asshole

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  17. AJ, please do not feed the trolls.

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  18. AJ, Synfullyblond needs help. Unfortunately I'm not sure how she's going to get it. Yes, she's sick. But replying to her won't change anything :(

    Synfullyblond, please tell someone you trust - a real person who can see you and help you - about the voices in your head.

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  19. I agree with Anonymous at 13:22 - Synfullyblond, PLEASE get some help and stop ruining what many of us use as a daily dose of happiness and laughter. I'm getting to the point that I don't even want to read the comments because of Synfullyblond's random, unrelated, and frankly creepy comments that are posted every day and often multiple times a day and that usually have little to NOTHING to do with the posts.

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  20. Does that picture count as doggie porn?

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  21. Can't we ban that disgusting woman from this site? Surely there has to be a way. :(

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  22. Somehow I never managed to come across that picture when it went around a few years back. Only STM would get me to stare at a dog's butt long enough to see Jesus, and I'm Jewish!

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