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Apr 6 2011

"I think it's time you stepped into my office. The office of my fist."

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Today is Adam's annual review at work. Sounds like STM has something to say about it.
"You! You're the idiot in a monkey sandwich. Oh yeah. Oh yeah."
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I have no idea what to make of this one. Except, I suppose, that Adam and I were often in monkey sandwiches when we were volunteering at the sanctuary. Does STM think we're idiots?!

And here are a series of bizarre noises. It sounds something like "(grumble grumble grumble) Grrrrrrrrr bingo. Sweet!"

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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:50

15 comments:

  1. Froglet6 April 2011 at 08:33

    It sounds like in the last one, he's asking: 'Do you want some fondling? Bingo. Sweet! (or beep!)

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  2. Derby_Newbie6 April 2011 at 11:30

    "You have reached the house of bingo. Beep!"

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  3. Charlie6 April 2011 at 14:06

    The last one sounds like "something something love song something bingo...bing!" Lol! STM makes my day :)

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  4. OmegaGoo6 April 2011 at 15:03

    I'm pretty sure it's "Do you want some (???) Bingo." The last sound is either "Sweet," a beep of some sort, or the most frustrating location for a yawn ever.

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  5. Marilyn B6 April 2011 at 15:19

    I'll enjoy. Have some. (mutter) Bingo. Beep!

    or

    I'm going to have some. (mutter) Bingo. Beep!

    At least we all agree on the Bingo Beep.

    Great quotes today!

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  6. Anonymous6 April 2011 at 18:31

    It's like a rorschach post.

    I heard "You're awesome. I know (something; I want to say "I am" but it doesn't seem quite right, and it's too short) bingo."

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  7. Anonymous6 April 2011 at 18:58

    "Do you want some? (grumble) Bingo. Beep." Sounds like he didn't really want to share whatever it was.

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  8. LA/wts6 April 2011 at 21:55

    True, some of the dodgier sandwich shops will substitute idiot for monkey; it always pays to look for the "Idiot-free Monkey!" logo in the window before ordering....... 7@=Q

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  9. Synfullyblond6 April 2011 at 22:42

    makes me think of this poem
    A young girl swooned at what she saw,
    Flew on a monkey's breast and claws.
    She batted her eyes, said timidly:
    'O depths of exquisite agony!
    O harmony! Delicious sorrow!
    That monkey thrills me to the marrow!
    I feel as if I were magnetised,
    The ape played me; I loved him, hypnotised.
    O monkey, speak, for I'm bewitched by you!
    I just can't breathe, my head is spinning, too!" - Karl Marx, from The Viennese Ape Theatre in Berlin

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  10. Anonymous7 April 2011 at 00:35

    "I'm just lonesome. Bingo. Sweet!"

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  11. Kelley Wood-Davis7 April 2011 at 04:36

    "Did ya want some ...... fondling? Bingo! Sweet!"

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  12. Anonymous8 April 2011 at 05:19

    It sounds like he farts during it....

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  13. Anonymous9 April 2011 at 19:53

    Perhaps the mumbles were bingo numbers and then he won!

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  14. Anonymous11 April 2011 at 20:11

    You have to put the first one on a mug, so I can turn it towards my coworkers as I sip my morning coffee!

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  15. Anonymous2 May 2011 at 01:24

    To me, it sounds like, "Yeah, I'd love some. (engine sound) Bingo! Sweet!"

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