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Apr 7 2011

"I got my big meeting today. The one where I stand up and say, 'fuck this shit, I quit!'"

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This is a baffling follow-up to Adam's annual review yesterday, which in fact went really wonderfully. This is not how Adam feels, Tony!
"Oh, put your nipples away. That's why you've got fucking pockets, arsehole."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 07:32

6 comments:

  1. Cass7 April 2011 at 10:31

    The second one is intruiging. The target keeps his nipples in his pockets? Or was dangling something from nipples that should more appropriately go in a pocket?

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  2. MsM7 April 2011 at 15:40

    Since most of the time STM seems to be a different person than Adam, maybe STM was jealous of the good work review.

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  3. Kelly@MentalGarbage7 April 2011 at 16:47

    Some day - if I ever finally get to leave my job - I need a shirt that has that quote on it... And I will wear it on my last day.

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  4. Alterversinate7 April 2011 at 22:55

    The second reminds me of the line from Addam's Family Values. Where Gomez gave the new baby his father's eyes.

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  5. crowleyancanto8 April 2011 at 01:41

    Do you ever get the urge to scream SHUT UP! in his ear when he launches into his nightly monologue?

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  6. Kelly@MentalGarbage20 April 2011 at 22:42

    There really should be a shirt with the meeting one on it... I would order it now and hold onto it for the eventual day that I could wear it on my last day at work.... hahahahaha

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