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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 17 2011

"It's your hair. I'd like to see it on your head, not on the side of the fucking bath like a dead mouse."

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Yes, it's true, I have very long, thick, curly hair. And yes, when I comb it out in the shower, I always end up with a big tangled hunk in my comb, which I then put on the side of the tub. And yes, it does indeed look like some sort of forlorn little creature. BUT, I have never, NOT A SINGLE TIME, forgotten to throw it away. In fact, the only time Adam ever sees it is when he comes in during my shower to give me a kiss goodbye. So there, STM, you can just stick your little dig right up your poop-chute.
"Don't you dare interrupt me. You can interrupt me when I'm fucking finished."
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15 comments:

  1. "poop-chute" - funny!

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  2. its nice to know im not the only one that looses half her hair in the shower :)

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  3. Sounds like STM was a bit bitter last night...(and you tell him, Karen!)

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  4. How many times have I wanted to tell my wife the same thing about her hair, STM just puts it so poetically. ☺

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  5. I NEED the 2nd one on a mug!

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  6. How many years before OED changes the spelling of lose, loser, loses to loose, looser, looses? Based on usage: 5?

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  7. I definitely need the second one on a t-shirt. F-word included. For emphasis :)

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  8. Uuuh. If one waited until you were done, STM, it wouldn't be an interruption!

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  9. Hey. Just thought I'd let you know I have started a similar blog as my sleep talking has become more common in recent weeks. The link is http://nighttimeutterances.blogspot.com/ if you're interested.

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  10. You really shouldn't comb your hair when it's wet. It's SO damaging because your hair stretches when it's wet. I have thick curly hair, too, and I always brush it before I shower. I lose WAY less hair that way.

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  11. Hey guys, am new to the blog, only found it a few days ago, its awesome :)
    Also, i agree with STM about the hair, only in my house its the long haired guys who forget to get rid of it...

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  12. @Giraffeonwheels: Ooooh, long haired guys? I wanna see pictures! :D

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  13. Combing trick/technique, to avoid pulling and yanking:
    Angle the comb teeth backward; i.e., stroke them over knots and tangles several times pointed back up towards the head, rather than forcing them through. The hairs will separate and unwind without discomfort or casualties. :)

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  14. How many if these people are licensed hairdressers? Ask your stylist, don't listen to these random people.

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  15. this stuff is hilarious!! keep it up karen if only i had the guts to do this stuff with my wife!

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