"I'm so sorry about the pop-tarts. It really should never have happened."
or click here"I wanted a shark with laser beams, and I got a manatee with a mag-lite. For fuck's sake, get back in your hole and get it right."
|KAREN:||You said, "I wanted a shark with laser beams, and what I got was a manatee with a mag-lite."|
|ADAM:||The poor manatee.|
|KAREN:||Why? It's just a mag-lite, he probably doesn't even feel it.|
|ADAM:||He can use it as a weapon as well. He can hit something with it...|
|KAREN:||A manatee would never hit anybody.|
|ADAM:||Out of self-defense, maybe? They've got some weight behind them, those manatees. They're slow, they can creep up on you.|
|KAREN:||They creep up on you—|
|ADAM:||and then they kiss you with their bristles.|
|KAREN:||—and just snuggle you, I know. They're snuggly.|
|ADAM:||Well, they can fight crime with kindness and cuddles...|
|KAREN:||Oh, I like that.|
|ADAM:||...and then hit you over the head with a mag-lite.|