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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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May 3 2011

"This waffle is my waffle. I will put my ice cream, my sauce, my cream, and even possibly my strawberries on my waffle. And you will watch me eat my waffle. You will watch me as I carefully slice it up bit by bit. You will watch me wipe my mouth and watch me pay. And then you can have some water and we'll go home. My waffle, your loss."

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This one was uttered Saturday night, in Bruges, Belgium. That evening, we had spent about an hour and a half scouring the streets of Bruges for a waffle joint that was still open. We finally found one, and Adam selflessly SHARED with me a delicious waffle laden with the toppings enumerated above.

And this is from yesterday morning, when I woke up to find Adam uncharacteristically awake before me:


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KAREN: (sounds of waking)
ADAM: Good morning.
KAREN: Morning.
ADAM: Well, the latest news is that a small group of U.S. forces deep in Pakistan have killed Osama Bin Laden. They went in, had a gun fight, killed him, took his body away, and apparently they're saying they buried him at sea.
KAREN: Why would they do that? That sounds fishy.
BOTH: (pregnant pause)
KAREN: Don't. (Adam breaks down laughing) As soon as it was out of my mouth...

16 comments:

  1. The only time I have heard my boyfriend talk in his sleep he let out a disappointed sigh and said "well, I guess we can share. " He sounded almost horrified by the prospect! Lol

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  2. That's a beautiful pun, Karen.

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  3. While Adam "selflessly" shared his waffle, STM was plotting his revenge.

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  4. Best laugh ever! Haha!

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  5. Next time I eat fish sticks I'll be sure to check them for pieces of beard or turban.

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  6. You know they have a name for the people who wanted to see for themselves that OBL was dead. They are calling them "Deathers"

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  7. Ugh. Birthers, deathers, all those people give me a headache. AQ's vowing revenge on the US, so I'm thinking it just might have some truth to it.

    *steals STM's waffles* because I'm not so sure I want to be eating fish sticks for a while - Andreas has the right idea.

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  8. Maybe Nazi Nasa was trying to launch the Endeavour to scan for his brain waves in space lol … since they shut down the SETI telescope…if SETI really wanted to find amoebic life all they needed to do was look into a mirror to see one staring back at them..and it would have saved Gates the $25million he spent waffling through space

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  9. LOL @ the Bin Laden "red herring" dialogue.

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  10. BEST pun/laugh EVER!!!

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  11. Something of the waffle quote should go on a shirt. Obviously not the entire thing. But the first few lines. It would be one popular with my group of friends at least.

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  12. Karen is funny too! That's the best thing...

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  13. This made me think of the 'my milkshake' speech from the film There Will Be Blood.

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