"I'm like a vulnerable fawn in the woods. One that happens to carry an uzi, some ninja throwing stars, and a mother fucking bazooka."
or click here"You can send me diary entries I can ignore, or I can ignore you personally. You choose."
I think we need to see an illustration of Bambi with those tweaks.
or click here"Oh! You ARE a girl. It's not the genitalia, it's your lifestyle that gives it away."
Diary = personal calendar around here. I can't seem to remember whether it does in the States as well!
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I can't quite make sense of this one. Is he insulting this person's genitalia, or the female lifestyle in general?