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June 16 2011

"I'm like a god. Only, it'll hurt more when I judge you."

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"Don't growl. Don't growl at me. Not nice. You could purr. Go on, purr like a tortoise. I like it when you purr like a tortoise.... Shut up. You're crap. Where's my tortoise?"
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Karen's notes: Well, it was one of those quiet nights, so these are from the nest-egg.

I'm heading off to Boston for a few days, so the blog will be posted during US mornings, rather than UK mornings. Incidentally, on Friday and Saturday nights, I'll be going to see the new play by Liars and Believers, so if anyone wants to come along, please find me and say hello!

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 06:49

11 comments:

  1. AstoundMeGo16 June 2011 at 13:15

    i didn't think tortoises had vocal chords or a way to purr...but sure :)

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  2. Anonymous16 June 2011 at 14:13

    Have fun in Boston, it should be a party there for a few days! As a British Columbian, please let me say that 99.99% of us are not those a-holes that were rioting in the streets of Vancouver last night. So embarrassing... really sad.

    Boston will be awesome, have a great time!!!

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  3. Anonymous16 June 2011 at 16:28

    Its sad when you vote for a team only because it will cause the least amount of damage to your city. Maybe we need more STM judges to put the fear of God in them.

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  4. Andreas B16 June 2011 at 17:10

    Based on the Bible, God is the most unpleasant character ever seen in fictional literature. God puts you in a lake of fire for eternity! And STM still manages to top that?! I have no idea how he'll do that, but now I sure know not to make STM angry.

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  5. Anonymous16 June 2011 at 19:32

    Have fun in Boston - I'll be there this weekend for a Sox game - GO BRUINS!

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  6. Anonymous16 June 2011 at 20:42

    Andreas B. - he said "A GOD" not "GOD". There is a difference.

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  7. Wavey16 June 2011 at 21:22

    Yes Anon, it means STM only has slight megalomania ;P

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  8. JamiSings17 June 2011 at 00:23

    Andreas - God is real, not fictional. You need to learn more about religion before bashing it. Only in certain religions do they believe in Hell. Some religions they don't.

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  9. Anonymous18 June 2011 at 00:15

    The first one is another paraphrase from Better Off Ted: "He's like a god, only it hurts more when he judges us."

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  10. Anonymous21 August 2011 at 21:15

    I think he's interacting with a vibrating phone. I can hear it in the background. :)

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  11. Anonymous21 August 2011 at 21:15

    ^ In the last one, I mean.

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