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20110621

June 21 2011

"Seriously, what am I going to do with a dead rat? Honestly. Your presents are getting worse and worse."

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"No, life isn't unfair. You were just born stupid."
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15 comments:

  1. in stms defence, a dead rat is a pretty bad present.

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  2. unless you are from The Nightmare Before Christmas and live in Halloween Town, then it's a fabulous present

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  3. Agree. A rat in Halloween town is like getting a new car.

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  4. I have a freezer full of dead rats, I keep snakes, lol, I would love it if people gave me dead rats, saves me buying the buggers!

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  5. I wonder if STM was talking to a cat?

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  6. hey it could be worse...the present could have been a Christmas sweater! No one is ever expected to show up wearing a dead rat.

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  7. Isn't a dead rat the sign that the mafia will off you soon

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  8. The second one is like made for a birthday card.

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  9. my pet rat died this weekend. Has someone stolen it for STM?

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  10. The second one sounds like it should be on a bumper sticker.

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  11. I am surprised because you are talking with a Rat.

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  12. T-shirt the second one!!! please!!!

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  13. Well STM, I feel as if being born stupid is a pretty good show of life being unfair.

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  14. Teacher
    Child
    Bored sarcastic Office Worker
    King/Prince?
    Anyone else in there?

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