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June 21 2011

"Seriously, what am I going to do with a dead rat? Honestly. Your presents are getting worse and worse."

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"No, life isn't unfair. You were just born stupid."
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Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 11:00

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous21 June 2011 at 13:14

    in stms defence, a dead rat is a pretty bad present.

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  2. AstoundMeGo21 June 2011 at 13:16

    unless you are from The Nightmare Before Christmas and live in Halloween Town, then it's a fabulous present

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  3. Anonymous21 June 2011 at 17:45

    Agree. A rat in Halloween town is like getting a new car.

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  4. Wavey21 June 2011 at 18:28

    I have a freezer full of dead rats, I keep snakes, lol, I would love it if people gave me dead rats, saves me buying the buggers!

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  5. Anonymous21 June 2011 at 19:00

    I wonder if STM was talking to a cat?

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  6. Anonymous21 June 2011 at 19:25

    hey it could be worse...the present could have been a Christmas sweater! No one is ever expected to show up wearing a dead rat.

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  7. Marilyn B21 June 2011 at 21:51

    Isn't a dead rat the sign that the mafia will off you soon

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  8. Andreas B21 June 2011 at 21:53

    The second one is like made for a birthday card.

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  9. britchick8421 June 2011 at 21:56

    my pet rat died this weekend. Has someone stolen it for STM?

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  10. Sam21 June 2011 at 22:29

    The second one sounds like it should be on a bumper sticker.

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  11. domain name registration22 June 2011 at 08:45

    I am surprised because you are talking with a Rat.

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  12. Anonymous29 June 2011 at 22:19

    T-shirt the second one!!! please!!!

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  13. Lauren Helen5 July 2011 at 13:18

    Well STM, I feel as if being born stupid is a pretty good show of life being unfair.

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  14. JackRL28 July 2011 at 15:51

    Teacher
    Child
    Bored sarcastic Office Worker
    King/Prince?
    Anyone else in there?

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