"I would gargle contents of the arseholes of the recently dead than go out with you. It's not a hard choice really."
or click here"My moose doesn't moo. It's broken. Broken moose! Fix it please. Fix my moose to moo. Moooose moooooooo."
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Karen's notes: I could tell that Adam was JUST about to start talking this morning, when he suddenly woke up yelling that the pillow was attacking him. Totally gutted. So, these are from the nest-egg.