Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.
Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110605

June 5 2011

"Pitch funk… Potch fig. Hmmm… Poach funk. Pitch figgle. Ohhhhh. Well, what is it? What is it? ... Well who the hell's ever heard of a pitch fork? I mean, jesus, pitch fork, who's ever heard of a pitch fork? Fuck that shit. I'm bored of your garden quizzes. Piss off! Tossbag... I'll fertilize his garden when he's asleep. Shit in his roses. Fucking bollocks."

 or click here

Posted by Karen Slavick-Lennard at 11:17

7 comments:

  1. Mo5 June 2011 at 11:35

    Pitch figgle? This needs an infomercial.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous5 June 2011 at 12:02

    love the way he said 'shit in his roses'

    ReplyDelete
  3. Anonymous5 June 2011 at 20:06

    I wonder if we'll ever see multiple personalities from STM. like a two way conversation? that would be interesting....

    ReplyDelete
  4. Anonymous6 June 2011 at 02:34

    Got to be one of the funniest thing I've heard him say! And that's saying something.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Anonymous6 June 2011 at 22:04

    Hahahahahaha...thank you. I love how he tries his way around the words and then is offended at the real phrase. My pitch fork is henceforth to be known as a pitch figgle.

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous11 June 2011 at 14:42

    ummmmm.... sorry STM.... I'm a suburbanite and even I have heard of a pitch fork. lol
    btw I think "I'll fertilize his garden when he is asleep." should be on a t-shirt or a mug. ooooo a ringtone.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Aviva14 June 2011 at 20:30

    Ahhhhhhahahahaha! That's so great! Pitch funk… Potch fig. Poach funk. Pitch figgle. *snicker*

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)