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20110606

June 6 2011

"Your singing can wake the dead. So shut the fuck up. I don't want any zombies dropping their jazz hands all over the fucking place. Alright? Just shut it."

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I wanted to include an image of jazz hands, for those who need the visual. But after plugging the term into Google images, I'd rather let you guys have that full experience. Go on, try it.
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16 comments:

  1. Lmao! The cat jazz hands are the best!

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  2. I did enjoy that but this is the clear winner: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hV1v9AwCc7k/SgI97V02_sI/AAAAAAAABXE/_zQQCsPatr8/s1600-h/zombie+jazz+hands.jpg

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  3. Very LOL. Starting the day with a big belly laugh=excellent!

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  4. Over at Google they are probably wondering why there is a sudden spike in the amount of searches for "jazz hands".

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  5. The kittens ARE adorable. Everyone reading today's offerings should search for "Jazz Hands" images to see if we can alter the "trending now" list at Yahoo!

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  6. Oh my heck! There's even a ZOMBIE Jazz Hands! I love it!

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  7. Andreas,

    Working for Google yes. There is a sudden spike in the searched term "Jazz hands" today. Which is how I happened upon this site.

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  8. http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/165/7/3/zombie_jazz_hands_by_BlazingfireRider.jpg

    LOL!!!!

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  9. jazz hands....
    I want to plant this one in STM's subconscious for later...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L1tr0PIx20

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  10. Oh that just made my night! LOL

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  11. Ok, for those of you who don't know the guy on that youtube video took his act to America's Got Talent. He didn't get buzzed out immideatly. But yeah, not so much. To be fair it would be great for kids, which is his target audience.

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  12. Zombie jazz hands! That's fantastic...I want that quote on a shirt!

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  13. dude! that's from plants vs. zombies!
    the michael jackson zombie makes the zombies come up and dance!

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  14. Thank you SO much for the good laugh at all the jazz hands pictures! I was in show choir all through high school, and "jazz hands" was the typical ending to any and pretty much all numbers, and used frequently in between. Great memories and lots of laughs! :o)

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