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July 19 2011

"Leave my gnomes alone. They're MY gnomes, living in MY house, doing MY gardening, and they're happy. Look at their fucking smiley faces. Can't you see how frickin' happy they are? Who are you to judge me?! Go on, gnome, cut the grass. Good gnome. Good gnome."

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21 comments:

  1. I just wanted to borrow the gnomes to cut my grass too. I'd give them back I promise.

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  2. Is STM using illegally immigrated gnomes as work force?

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  3. have you been watching harry potter and swapped house elfs for garden gnomes?!!!

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  4. Ahahahahaha, now I want to go find gnomes to photograph

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  5. The ad on the side of the page for Nextag is advertising for Garden Gnomes now.

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  6. And I also have ads for fake garden grass!

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  7. I may have to auto-tune this one.

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  8. This is amazing.
    Amazing.
    My favorite one ever.

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  9. Somewhere in Canada19 July 2011 17:28

    The known gnome is a good gnome. ;p

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  10. Is it me or STM is using child work on his garden?

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  11. Where can I get some of these gnomes? Maybe they can help me finally get rid of this non-native weed that's invading my garden! (Don't know what it's called. Just know it's not native to America and may have come from Australia.) Please, STM, tell me where I can hire garden gnomes that actually garden!

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  12. Does STM sub-contract out those gnomes? We have a large back yard that needs their help!

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  13. Yes, garden gnomes are cheerful, efficient workers, really!

    Those collars they're wearing with the electrodes? That's just part of their quaint traditional costume....... 7@=Q

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  14. @Somewhere in Canada: a known gnome? Is that in contrast to known ungnomes, and unknown ungnomes?

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  16. Eh, didn't like the way that one sounded. I was trying to make a comment that included John Christopher's The Little People with it's cover art featuring it's Nazi gnomes but I just can't get it to sound right.

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  17. maybe he saw gnomeo and juliet (shakespeare's rolling over in his grave, but an entertaining 1 1/2 hrs.)?

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  19. Gnome 2 vs Gnome 3, anyone?

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  20. Hey that shit is poetic man. Pretty legit.

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