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July 25 2011

"It's too quiet in here. Make some noise. Preferably, the cheering for me kind of noise. Yeah, that's better."

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"Fuck monkeeeeeeey... Dish it out! Noodle style."
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And here's Adam's awakening (in response to me softly stroking his head), followed by a thoughtful comparison of our respective vernaculars:


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STM: MOLE!
KAREN: Which kind of mole, the animal, or the thing on your skin?
ADAM: I don't know what you're talking about. It was a manimal.
KAREN: A manimal?
ADAM: Yeah. Flopped onto my head.
KAREN: A mole flopped onto your head?
ADAM: I was in a cave, and it must have been burrowing, and it fell from the roof of the cave. I need to pee, really badly.
KAREN: Okay, go pee.
ADAM: I'm so tired, I may just pee here.
KAREN: Do you realize you say "pee" instead of "wee" now?
ADAM: It sounds nicer.
KAREN: I like it better, actually.
ADAM: I've been saying "poop"
KAREN: Yeah.
ADAM: Poop! Poop!
KAREN: Pooooop!
ADAM: Poop pooooop!
KAREN: Yeah, it's like being on a nice train.
ADAM: Poop train's pulling out of the station!
KAREN: Oh no! I think I might have to put this conversation on the blog.
ADAM: I've got a one-way ticket on the poop train!

12 comments:

  1. I wonder what kind of noise the people STM was talking to made to make him happy.

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  2. LOVE the laugh :) thank you guys for making each day a little brighter ;)

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  3. OMG! The poop train...I could see that on a onesie!

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  4. You guys are toooooooo fun!!

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  5. There's another kind of mole as well: it's a large construction machine made for digging tunnels.

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  6. Hahahah! The ad on this page as I'm listening to the poop train conversation is this: Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger Tshirts Hundreds of sizes (really??) & styles.

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  7. I sure hope that ticket is only one way D:

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  8. The problem with poop trains is that they often don't run on time. Now Pirate STM is lucky - he has his own poop deck! 7@=Q

    And - "Manimal"? Has Adam been watching old TV shows from the '80's?

    BTW: there's yet another kind of "mole": a wharf, jetty or breakwater in a harbor....

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  9. Then there's also the mole, as in an agent or informant. Then there's the unit of atomic measurement, but that's spelled differently.

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  10. The conversations you two have are the best part of this blog!

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