"Don't tell me how to do my job. Or I'll go to your place of work and slap that cock out of your mouth!"
or click here"Such a pretty pony... The fucker bites! Take out it's teeth, and give him rubber ones instead."
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Karen's notes: These two are both from the nest-egg. That second one's from all the way back to our honeymoon at the Elephant sanctuary, where there was, in fact, a crazy pony.