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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)


Aug 14 2011

"Nature can be so cruel. I mean, look at you. How could it fuck up that badly?"

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  1. For some reason, I envision STM talking to a platypus.

  2. Definitely to a platypus. Or to a blobfish.

  3. Really? I see him talking to Kate Moss.

  4. @JamiSings: that's not nature. That's trying to see if it really is possible to do everything Keith Richards has done and live. ;)

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  6. Honestly, half the time I go through here looking for a laugh, and the other half I go through looking for some brand-new insults I can use on the idiots at my school. There really are some brilliant ones!