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Aug 15 2011

"Now it's time to suspend reality... from its fucking neck."

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And here is how Adam woke up:


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STM: (whimper, then) MANBAG!
KAREN: Did you say 'man bag'?
ADAM: Maybe?
KAREN: What does that mean?
ADAM: Not a girlie bag? I don't know!
KAREN: Well, was someone hitting you with one? What made you yell it?
ADAM: Umm... lost my man bag.
KAREN: You lost it? Aw. I know where your man bag is, Baby, it's behind the sofa.
ADAM: By the fish tank, actually, where I always leave it.
KAREN: Well, now it's behind the sofa rather than next to the fish tank. I moved your man bag.
ADAM: That's why! I knew it.

9 comments:

  1. Boy I sure took "man bag" to mean something totally different.........LOL!

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  2. it's the 15 or you skipped 15

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  3. you guys have a time machine? can you tell me if ill do good on my test on thursday?

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  4. My boyfriend carries a man bag. Seriously. I leave out the "man" part when asking "where is your bag?" but yeah..totally man bag. I once said, "it's a purse." he looked right at me and said, "it's not a purse" while proceeding to stuff everything a woman would stuff into her purse. Thank goodness he's bisexual and can get away with it.

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  5. Suddenly reminded of a friends episode where Joey gets a manbag

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  6. #1 on merchandise, please! :D That's gold.

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  7. You know, I don't understand why people get so uptight about manbags anyway. Back in the days before pockets men carried things in their bags. And now adays with all the stuff we're expected to carry - phones, PDAs, MP3 players, etc - you can't exactly fit it all in pockets.

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